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Offline KennyR

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Re: Men's toilets, Secretaries, that sort of thing.
« Reply #44 on: February 01, 2004, 10:47:30 PM »
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Got a solution for the "random direction" problem?


At 5am, best I can recommend is a two fisted manual realignment. It's not easy, though. It's like pushing a B52 into a dive.
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Re: Men's toilets, Secretaries, that sort of thing.
« Reply #45 on: February 02, 2004, 12:08:35 AM »
Soooo....

You guys stand up when you gotta wipe, or...?

(Sorry.)
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Re: Men's toilets, Secretaries, that sort of thing.
« Reply #46 on: February 02, 2004, 12:15:02 AM »
GIRLS DON'T POO. (I have nothing more to add to this conversation)
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Re: Men's toilets, Secretaries, that sort of thing.
« Reply #47 on: February 02, 2004, 12:50:55 AM »
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I was Ron Jeremy in a previous life? :-D
Noooooooooo!
Ron Jeremy is FAT anf Ugly!

you are a sweetheart!

so you found one hair. at least it's not a rug! don't sweat it!


(ps, yes, it's true, "GIRLS DON'T POO") :lol:
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Re: Men's toilets, Secretaries, that sort of thing.
« Reply #48 on: February 02, 2004, 12:52:16 AM »
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Got a solution for the "random direction" problem? :-)
Yup, circumcizing.
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Re: Men's toilets, Secretaries, that sort of thing.
« Reply #49 on: February 02, 2004, 12:56:24 AM »
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Got a solution for the "random direction" problem? :-)
Yup, circumcizing.


I always find my foreskin is useful for directional control...

Oh my god.

There's a 50/50 chance I'm gonna hit submit... Punkie's mouse pointer hovers between 'Submit' and 'Cancel Post', until he decides, taking into account the tastelessness and indecency of this post and the standards we have to keep up on this forum...

Oh no! I have to go to my mum's workplace tomorrow and it's run by these Jewish guys and now all I'll be able to think about is they're probably circumsized! :-o

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Re: Men's toilets, Secretaries, that sort of thing.
« Reply #50 on: February 02, 2004, 01:09:57 AM »
:lol: I just can't believe this thread is here at all!:lol:

BTW I think most blokes with erections probably use that technique mentioned earlier when urinating.

:roflmao:
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Re: Men's toilets, Secretaries, that sort of thing.
« Reply #51 on: February 02, 2004, 01:16:08 AM »
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I always find my foreskin is useful for directional control...
Urgh, I think we'd better stop with this thread.
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Re: Men's toilets, Secretaries, that sort of thing.
« Reply #52 on: February 02, 2004, 01:28:45 AM »
i love this thread!

It's a KEEPER!!!
it's classic!
i'm learning all kinds of cool things about foreskins!
tell me MORE!!!
:lol:
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Re: Men's toilets, Secretaries, that sort of thing.
« Reply #53 on: February 02, 2004, 01:56:28 AM »
I want to learn about labia.
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Re: Men's toilets, Secretaries, that sort of thing.
« Reply #54 on: February 02, 2004, 01:59:58 AM »
What's a foreign contry got to do with it? :-D
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Re: Men's toilets, Secretaries, that sort of thing.
« Reply #55 on: February 02, 2004, 02:01:55 AM »
I heard they have clean toilets?

:-D
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Re: Men's toilets, Secretaries, that sort of thing.
« Reply #56 on: February 02, 2004, 02:27:08 AM »
Oh I thought you were talking about a political party....


The Labia Party


Now there's an idea ;-)
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Re: Men's toilets, Secretaries, that sort of thing.
« Reply #57 on: February 02, 2004, 02:53:08 AM »
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I want to learn about labia.
they like to be kept moist but rubbed vigorously.

i've heard...... :-D
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Re: Men's toilets, Secretaries, that sort of thing.
« Reply #58 on: February 02, 2004, 08:36:59 AM »
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I want to learn about labia.
they like to be kept moist but rubbed vigorously.



Can I help, in any way?
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Re: Men's toilets, Secretaries, that sort of thing.
« Reply #59 from previous page: February 02, 2004, 09:37:21 AM »
LOL to all of this :)

I once read that your toothbrush should be kept at least 3 meters away from your loo. Otherwise you have a high chance of fecal matter getting on the bristles.

You can find out about the aerosol effect here.

anywhoo... one for everyone to think about when you are brushing your teeth tonight :)

Kev
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