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Offline kevh100

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Re: Men's toilets, Secretaries, that sort of thing.
« Reply #59 on: February 02, 2004, 09:37:21 AM »
LOL to all of this :)

I once read that your toothbrush should be kept at least 3 meters away from your loo. Otherwise you have a high chance of fecal matter getting on the bristles.

You can find out about the aerosol effect here.

anywhoo... one for everyone to think about when you are brushing your teeth tonight :)

Kev
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Re: Men's toilets, Secretaries, that sort of thing.
« Reply #60 on: February 02, 2004, 10:44:56 AM »
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I want to learn about labia.

The Jay and Silent Bob Strikes Back version, or something more true to life? :-)
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Re: Men's toilets, Secretaries, that sort of thing.
« Reply #61 on: February 02, 2004, 10:47:22 AM »
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that_punk_guy wrote:
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Speelgoedmannetje wrote:
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mikeymike wrote:
Got a solution for the "random direction" problem? :-)
Yup, circumcizing.


I always find my foreskin is useful for directional control...

Oh my god.

There's a 50/50 chance I'm gonna hit submit... Punkie's mouse pointer hovers between 'Submit' and 'Cancel Post', until he decides, taking into account the tastelessness and indecency of this post and the standards we have to keep up on this forum...

Oh no! I have to go to my mum's workplace tomorrow and it's run by these Jewish guys and now all I'll be able to think about is they're probably circumsized! :-o


Exactly my point! If Besides, if people think its in the way they could pull it back; there's no need to cut it off.

About the hair-on-the-chest tingy:
I have hairy nipples!
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Re: Men's toilets, Secretaries, that sort of thing.
« Reply #62 on: February 02, 2004, 12:10:34 PM »
Whatever happened to the brilliant idea to start a 'Feaces of Amiga.Org' page............

;-)
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Re: Men's toilets, Secretaries, that sort of thing.
« Reply #63 on: February 02, 2004, 12:13:09 PM »
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About the hair-on-the-chest tingy:
I have hairy nipples!

TMI!!!
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Re: Men's toilets, Secretaries, that sort of thing.
« Reply #64 on: February 02, 2004, 12:14:43 PM »
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Whatever happened to the brilliant idea to start a 'Feaces of Amiga.Org' page............

;-)


Which reminds me, I have a picture of my sister surfing on ratemypoo.com to blackmail her with! :-D I think I have a picture of some poo somewhere... it's a compositional masterpiece of photography, too.
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Re: Men's toilets, Secretaries, that sort of thing.
« Reply #65 on: February 02, 2004, 12:25:57 PM »
Ah...but some generic photo of poo won't do really. It's got to be a personal pile of poo.
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Re: Men's toilets, Secretaries, that sort of thing.
« Reply #66 on: February 02, 2004, 12:29:45 PM »
This time it's personal!! :-D

Hmmm... When people say they have "hairy nipples", do they mean the skin around the nipple is hairy, or the actual nipple has hairs growing from it?
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Re: Men's toilets, Secretaries, that sort of thing.
« Reply #67 on: February 02, 2004, 01:01:46 PM »
Do you really want me to take a look and post the answer? :-D

Too late!

Just around the nipple...
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Re: Men's toilets, Secretaries, that sort of thing.
« Reply #68 on: February 02, 2004, 03:06:54 PM »
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bloodline wrote:
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cecilia wrote:
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that_punk_guy wrote:
I want to learn about labia.
they like to be kept moist but rubbed vigorously.



Can I help, in any way?
labia all over the world are always grateful for any help!
 :-P
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Re: Men's toilets, Secretaries, that sort of thing.
« Reply #69 on: February 02, 2004, 03:18:38 PM »
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labia all over the world are always grateful for any help!

With a few minor exceptions:



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Re: Men's toilets, Secretaries, that sort of thing.
« Reply #70 on: February 02, 2004, 03:36:15 PM »
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About the hair-on-the-chest tingy:
I have hairy nipples!
No one gots hair ON his little John-Thomas?

this thread should really stop
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Re: Men's toilets, Secretaries, that sort of thing.
« Reply #71 on: February 02, 2004, 03:44:59 PM »
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Speelgoedmannetje wrote:
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whabang wrote:
About the hair-on-the-chest tingy:
I have hairy nipples!
No one gots hair on his little John-Thomas?

this thread should really stop
darling, if it's too adult for you, then you stop reading it.
don't spoil our fun.
 :-D
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Re: Men's toilets, Secretaries, that sort of thing.
« Reply #72 on: February 02, 2004, 04:54:55 PM »
Hi All-
Hmmm..  I worked my way through college by being a gas station attendant (back when you got service!).  One of the jobs was to clean the public restrooms.  The mens was always pretty clean, the womens was a pig-pen.  Same story from every public restroom cleaner I've ever asked.  And I did ask, since the outcome was so contrary to my predjudices.
      Part of the difference may have been that "feminine products" (menstral napkins) tend to plug up the toilet and we wouldn't be told about it until the bowl was swimming over the brim in poo and yellow water. Ick!
      I wish we had some productive Amiga news to fill this time, but this thread is funny.
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Re: Men's toilets, Secretaries, that sort of thing.
« Reply #73 on: February 02, 2004, 06:24:02 PM »
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cecilia wrote:
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Speelgoedmannetje wrote:
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whabang wrote:
About the hair-on-the-chest tingy:
I have hairy nipples!
No one gots hair on his little John-Thomas?

this thread should really stop
darling, if it's too adult for you, then you stop reading it.
don't spoil our fun.
 :-D
Why is it, Cecillia, that you want me to be immature? Apart from the rest, yes, I think I am not very adult considering this thread.
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Re: Men's toilets, Secretaries, that sort of thing.
« Reply #74 from previous page: February 02, 2004, 08:22:53 PM »
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cecilia wrote:
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bloodline wrote:
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cecilia wrote:
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that_punk_guy wrote:
I want to learn about labia.
they like to be kept moist but rubbed vigorously.



Can I help, in any way?
labia all over the world are always grateful for any help!
 :-P


I'm always willing to lend a hand if I can be of assistance.

If my hand is unavailable... my sexual organs are free.
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