Men's toilets, Secretaries, that sort of thing.

[cecilia]

iamaboringperson wrote:
:nervous: Cecilia seems to have this weird fascination with the penis!

it's all on account of my hormones . (and it's normal)
 :-D

[Karlos]

Anybody not totally sure of what that_punk_guy is describing need only watch "Trainspotting" ;-)

(The worst) Toilet (in Scotland) :lol:

[Bodie]

that_punk_guy wrote:



So, you know, I did my business. Then I notice the cubicle next to me, there's a grunt. I see a shoe, and it's pointing towards the toilet, so he's not taking a s***. I'm pretty sure there was a guy in the next cubicle masturbating.

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Sounds like a scene from "The Right Stuff" :-P .

[Cyberus]

that_punk_guy wrote:
These particular toilets have blue lights installed now to combat drug use. I wouldn't know how that's supposed to work.

The first time I noticed blue lighting in toilets was in Amsterdam in an EasyEverything internet cafe. They are supposed to stop skagheads finding their veins, hence making them go elsewhere to jack up.

[Speelgoedmannetje]

I HATE public toilets
the places where you got to pee is not someting homo-friendly and I feel myself utterly uncomfortable when peeing there.
Maybe I should go to the women's toilet....

[voytech]

my two cents (or even a quarter)..

Why mens toilets aren't smelling like ladies toilets?
Think about it in "nature" way - it's a relic of human animal background. Animals (male ones) are marking their territories with smells, they simply pee on something to tell other animals (same specie(?)) that this is their terrain - look why your dog isn't peeing in one place, but is doing it here, and there and over there, and so on (not talking bout female subjects).. This would be the main reason, but think about it - everyone's scribbles get flushed away -  in the boys and girl's room. So why?

The second reason is: when we(men)'re doing our stuff in the toilet, it is done on "standing" position. Now, imagine a waterfall, and the nearest surroundings. - for those who "didn't catch" an illustrating sight - when a 'string of urinates'(!) hits the bowl, some of it' spreads to invisible mist falling everywhere around.. (don't flame me for this - it's true!)..

That is why I think it is how it is..
 :-D

[KennyR]

Nobody has been brave (or sick?) enough to mention this so I will. For men waking up at 5am with a full bladder, we usually find that something has got up before us. Targeting the toilet (or indeed anything below waist level) with that monstrosity is never easy, unless you take a handstand over the bowl. Now, they may be hard to acheive in later life but they seem even harder to get rid of. There's the choice of thinking about Margaret Thatcher and waiting until it wears off while in agony from a full bladder, or just going for it and blaming it on someone else later. Guess which choice is usually better.

[voytech]

KennyR wrote:
 Targeting the toilet (..) with that monstrosity is never easy

agreed  :roflmao:  :roflmao:

BTW your avatar is well adequate to this hread  :-D  :-D  

[mikeymike]

Nobody has been brave (or sick?) enough to mention this so I will. For men waking up at 5am with a full bladder, we usually find that something has got up before us. Targeting the toilet (or indeed anything below waist level) with that monstrosity is never easy, unless you take a handstand over the bowl.

 :roflmao:
Admittedly I have wondered on and off whether that was just something that happened to me :-)

[bloodline]

Speaking of masturbating in the toilets, I'm just watching 'Secretary', which one Matthew Parsons might be interested to know. Cool film.
 

Aye! And if it's Toilet masturbation scenes your after they don't come much better than in "Secretary" :-o

[that_punk_guy]

KennyR wrote:
Nobody has been brave (or sick?) enough to mention this so I will. For men waking up at 5am with a full bladder, we usually find that something has got up before us. Targeting the toilet (or indeed anything below waist level) with that monstrosity is never easy, unless you take a handstand over the bowl. Now, they may be hard to acheive in later life but they seem even harder to get rid of. There's the choice of thinking about Margaret Thatcher and waiting until it wears off while in agony from a full bladder, or just going for it and blaming it on someone else later. Guess which choice is usually better.

:lol: I didn't think it was physically possible to piss when you've got a boner?

[whabang]

that_punk_guy wrote:

KennyR wrote:
Nobody has been brave (or sick?) enough to mention this so I will. For men waking up at 5am with a full bladder, we usually find that something has got up before us. Targeting the toilet (or indeed anything below waist level) with that monstrosity is never easy, unless you take a handstand over the bowl. Now, they may be hard to acheive in later life but they seem even harder to get rid of. There's the choice of thinking about Margaret Thatcher and waiting until it wears off while in agony from a full bladder, or just going for it and blaming it on someone else later. Guess which choice is usually better.

:lol: I didn't think it was physically possible to piss when you've got a boner?

"We do hard things easily. The impossible takes a little longer."

[whabang]

iamaboringperson wrote:
:nervous: Cecilia seems to have this weird fascination with the penis!

I've never heard/seen a guy complain about that before! :-D

[mikeymike]

whabang wrote:

iamaboringperson wrote:
:nervous: Cecilia seems to have this weird fascination with the penis!

I've never heard/seen a guy complain about that before! :-D

"Dammit woman, I just gave you sweet lovin' five minutes ago!"

[Speelgoedmannetje]

cecilia wrote:

iamaboringperson wrote:
:nervous: Cecilia seems to have this weird fascination with the penis!

it's all on account of my hormones . (and it's normal)
 :-D

Is it? What is normal and what's not normal?

[cecilia]

Speelgoedmannetje wrote:

cecilia wrote:

iamaboringperson wrote:
:nervous: Cecilia seems to have this weird fascination with the penis!

it's all on account of my hormones . (and it's normal)
 :-D

Is it? What is normal and what's not normal?

don't start with me!!!
It's normal for ME!! and ME is all i'm talkin' about!

stop with the PC crap.