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Offline WilseTopic starter

Re: Groaner's Corner Reloaded
« Reply #569 from previous page: October 30, 2003, 11:10:52 PM »
Someone should add a gag to each of the old ones - bump them up the
list a bit. ;-)

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Re: Groaner's Corner Reloaded
« Reply #570 on: October 31, 2003, 12:33:03 AM »
Yeah, unfortunately the original was locked since it got a bit lengthy. Although I have no idea what Red was talking about when he accused it of being off topic too, unless he meant the jokes were funny :-)
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Re: Groaner's Corner Reloaded
« Reply #571 on: October 31, 2003, 12:17:35 PM »
*me is on his way back to archive those threads ;-)
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Re: Groaner's Corner Reloaded
« Reply #572 on: November 01, 2003, 11:53:08 AM »
hehe, some of the jokes in here aren't bad. Most of them live up to the groaners title very well, though

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Re: Groaner's Corner Reloaded
« Reply #573 on: November 26, 2003, 04:53:08 PM »
Q: Why are there no headaches at the zoo?
A: Parrots eat 'em all.

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Re: Groaner's Corner Reloaded
« Reply #574 on: November 26, 2003, 05:09:07 PM »
TPG - That is brutal.

Here's another:
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Disturbing news about Michael Jackson yesterday............
 
In the police raid, class A drugs were found in his kitchen, Class B
drugs were found in his bathroom and class 2C were found in his
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Re: Groaner's Corner Reloaded
« Reply #575 on: November 26, 2003, 05:16:29 PM »
Aww, dude that's just...

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Re: Groaner's Corner Reloaded
« Reply #576 on: November 27, 2003, 05:33:33 PM »
 

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Re: Groaner's Corner Reloaded
« Reply #577 on: November 27, 2003, 05:48:25 PM »
Heard it before, but still :lol:
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Re: Groaner's Corner Reloaded
« Reply #578 on: November 27, 2003, 05:58:53 PM »
:lol:

Heard it before also, but its a classic :-D
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Re: Groaner's Corner Reloaded
« Reply #579 on: November 27, 2003, 07:50:36 PM »
a bit crude maybe,
but rats "laugh" when thinking about sex,
according to scientific research
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Re: Groaner's Corner Reloaded
« Reply #580 on: November 28, 2003, 09:15:33 AM »
There are these two friends, a white guy and a black guy.  One evening,
they're in a bar arguing over which of them can have sex the most times
in one night. They decide to settle the issue by going to the local
whorehouse and gathering experimental evidence, as it were.

So they get to the whorehouse, pair off with a couple of the ladies, and
go to their respective rooms.

The white guy energetically balls his whore and, reaching up with a pencil,
makes a " | " mark on the wall.  Then he falls asleep.  He wakes up in a
couple of hours and screws the whore again, albeit a little less
enthusiastically this time.  Again, he reaches back and marks a " | " on
the wall.  Again, he falls asleep.  He wakes up again in a couple of hours
and lethargically humps the hooker again.  He drowsily marks another ``|''
on the wall and falls asleep for the rest of the night.

The next morning, the black guy barges into the white guy's room to see how he
did.  He takes one look at the wall and exclaims:

"A hundred and eleven?!  You beat me by three!"
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I've found Nemo!
« Reply #581 on: November 28, 2003, 10:49:23 AM »

:lol:
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Re: I've found Nemo!
« Reply #582 on: November 28, 2003, 06:50:09 PM »
 :-o Noooooo!!!
 

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Re: Groaner's Corner Reloaded
« Reply #583 on: December 04, 2003, 11:00:48 PM »
:lol:
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Re: Groaner's Corner Reloaded
« Reply #584 on: December 04, 2003, 11:14:58 PM »
:lol:

When are you going to post some more groaners, Karl?

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