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Offline Andy

Re: Groaner's Corner [was:EMINEM]
« Reply #825 on: November 07, 2010, 03:07:37 AM »
Archie and Jock are discussing Jocks wedding.
"Ach its all going well i've got everything organised, i've even bought a kilt to be married in."
Archie says, "Thats good, whats the tarten?"
Jock says, " I imagine she will be in white."
Up the POOL! :-D


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Offline nicholas

Re: Groaner's Corner [was:EMINEM]
« Reply #826 on: November 07, 2010, 01:24:26 PM »
Quote from: Tension;528020
Back in 2003 when this thread started, all i did was drink, take drugs, fuck, and fight.

Good times.


Sounds eerily familar to moi! :lol:
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Offline Templario

Re: Groaner's Corner [was:EMINEM]
« Reply #827 on: November 07, 2010, 04:25:22 PM »
Eminem is a provocative simple, with not buying their albums and go to their concerts, it would be so famous.
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Offline Karlos

Re: Groaner's Corner [was:EMINEM]
« Reply #828 on: November 10, 2010, 10:38:05 PM »
This one straight from IM:

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(22:33:37) Adz: why do men die when they retire?
(22:33:52) karlos: because they spend all day at home getting browbeat?
(22:34:00) Adz: no, because they want to!
(22:34:01) Adz: LOL
(22:34:04) karlos: ROFL
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Offline Tension

Re: Groaner's Corner [was:EMINEM]
« Reply #829 on: November 21, 2010, 06:47:50 PM »
P.S. Your **** is in the sink.
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Offline Tension

Re: Groaner's Corner [was:EMINEM]
« Reply #830 on: November 21, 2010, 07:03:58 PM »
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P.S. Your **** is in the sink.


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Offline Andy

Re: Groaner's Corner [was:EMINEM]
« Reply #831 on: January 29, 2011, 10:37:16 PM »
Renault and Ford are building a car between them designed to beat the credit crunch.  Based on the Clio and the Taurus the all new "Clitaurus" will be available in pink and will comes with an optional fluffy dash.
Up the POOL! :-D


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Offline Karlos

Re: Groaner's Corner [was:EMINEM]
« Reply #832 on: January 29, 2011, 10:38:39 PM »
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Renault and Ford are building a car between them designed to beat the credit crunch.  Based on the Clio and the Taurus the all new "Clitaurus" will be available in pink and will comes with an optional fluffy dash.


:roflmao:

Long time no see (at least here, that is). Welcome back, mate :)
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Offline the_leander

Re: Groaner's Corner [was:EMINEM]
« Reply #833 on: February 18, 2011, 02:36:19 PM »
Heard this one at work yesterday:

So the British government are to reduce army by 7,000 soldiers.....
Probably by equipping them with insufficient equipment and sending them to Afghanistan.
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Offline nicholas

Re: Groaner's Corner [was:EMINEM]
« Reply #834 on: February 18, 2011, 03:59:41 PM »
Went to my local Sainsbury's and saw a sign "Try something new today", so I turned around and went to ASDA.
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Offline nicholas

Re: Groaner's Corner [was:EMINEM]
« Reply #835 on: September 26, 2011, 11:51:16 PM »
Three Wall Street millionaires are all on a plane leaving the U.S.

One says, "I'm going to throw a check for $100,000 out the window and make one family happy." And he throws the check out the window.

The second says, "I'm going to throw two checks for $75,000 out the window and make two families happy." And he throws the two checks out the window.

The third millionaire says, "I'm going to throw three checks for $60,000 out the window and make three families happy." And he throws the three checks out the window.

Then the pilot turns around and says, "Why don't all three of you jump out the window and make all of the U.S. happy?"
“Een rezhim-i eshghalgar-i Quds bayad az sahneh-i ruzgar mahv shaved.” - Imam Ayatollah Sayyed  Ruhollah Khomeini