Hi all,
Just when you thought it was safe to visit the forums, I found another groaner ;-)
One night, a father passed by his son's room and heard his son praying: "God bless Mum, Dad, and Gran. Bye, Grandad."
The father didn't quite know what to make of his son's last comment, but was glad his son was praying nonetheless.
The next morning, they found Grandad had died in his sleep. The doctor explained he'd had a heart attack that could have happened at any time. Thinking about his son's prayer, the guy reassured himself that it was just a coincidence, but was still a bit spooked.
The next night, he heard his son praying again: "God bless Mum and Dad. Bye, Gran..."
The guy, getting paranoid, but decided to wait until morning. Sure enough, the very next day Gran was found dead in her bed, having similarly passed away in her sleep.
Really scared now, the father decided to wait outside his son's door the next night.
Sure enough, the boy started to pray: "God bless Mum. Bye, Dad.."
Now the guy was crapping bricks. He stayed up all night, and went to the doctor's early the next day to make sure his health was fine. When he finally came home, his wife was waiting on the doorstep.
Wife, "Thank God you're here -- we could really use your help! We found milkman dead on the driveway this morning!"
