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Offline Karlos

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Re: Men's toilets, Secretaries, that sort of thing.
« Reply #254 from previous page: August 12, 2008, 01:54:41 AM »
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If I'm your mother, the question is....

...who's yer fekkin' daddy?

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I'm off to abuse the Sock... Night all!


I think I'll join you.


By going to bed, I mean. Really folks, drag yourselves out of the mental gutter for a minute, purlease :lol: ;-)





Hypocrite? Moi?
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Re: Men's toilets, Secretaries, that sort of thing.
« Reply #255 on: August 12, 2008, 01:55:19 AM »
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Speelgoedmannetje wrote:
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bloodline wrote:
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Karlos wrote:
If I'm your mother, the question is....

...who's yer fekkin' daddy?

X-D


I'm off to abuse the Sock... Night all!
You're still online :-D


Blame the iPhone...
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Re: Men's toilets, Secretaries, that sort of thing.
« Reply #256 on: August 12, 2008, 01:57:05 AM »
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Blame the iPhone...


Yeah, now you can look at pictures of socks on the one hand whilst holding one for real in the other. Clearly a win-win scenario :-D
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Re: Men's toilets, Secretaries, that sort of thing.
« Reply #257 on: August 12, 2008, 01:59:23 AM »
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Blame the iPhone...


Yeah, now you can look at pictures of socks on the one hand whilst holding one for real in the other. Clearly a win-win scenario :-D
He can even take pictures inside even the most narrow socks!
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Re: Men's toilets, Secretaries, that sort of thing.
« Reply #258 on: August 14, 2008, 03:57:35 PM »
Well... I just stayed at Becky's place in Windermere for two nights and the toilet there is just feeble.

Normally I don't need to go for the mid-"business" courtesy flush, but it's one of those oddly flat bowls and I had to evacuate it lest it overflow!

Then of course it took 20 minutes for the cistern to refill. It's the lakes for Christ's sake, they've got enough water!

Worst of all, if you go numero uno whilst standing, the proximity of the water level to the rim means that it splashes back all over your legs, like at the start of a proper downpour. Don't they test these things? Very disappointed in the facilities!

;-)

Nice jaunt though... Shame about the awful weather.
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Re: Men's toilets, Secretaries, that sort of thing.
« Reply #259 on: August 14, 2008, 04:19:36 PM »
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Karlos wrote:
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bloodline wrote:
Blame the iPhone...

Yeah, now you can look at pictures of socks on the one hand whilst holding one for real in the other. Clearly a win-win scenario :-D

Here's a photo of Bloodline's actual hand holding his actual iPhone:


I've got another photo of what his other hand was doing, but I won't post that.

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Re: Men's toilets, Secretaries, that sort of thing.
« Reply #260 on: August 14, 2008, 08:32:05 PM »
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I've got another photo of what his other hand was doing, but I won't post that.

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It would just be a blur anyway....
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Re: Men's toilets, Secretaries, that sort of thing.
« Reply #261 on: August 14, 2008, 09:53:34 PM »
Pfft, a grey, woolen blur :-D We should probably stop. He'll be back tomorrow and then he'll get his own back :nervous:
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Re: Men's toilets, Secretaries, that sort of thing.
« Reply #262 on: August 14, 2008, 11:11:02 PM »
Just in case anyone is stumped about what to get Bloodline for Christmas:-

http://shop.o2.co.uk/accessory/Apple_iPhone_Socks
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Re: Men's toilets, Secretaries, that sort of thing.
« Reply #263 on: August 14, 2008, 11:22:10 PM »
It's amazing that this legend continues, really :-)

How long ago did the sock incident become public now?
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Re: Men's toilets, Secretaries, that sort of thing.
« Reply #264 on: August 14, 2008, 11:25:48 PM »
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Just in case anyone is stumped about what to get Bloodline for Christmas:-

http://shop.o2.co.uk/accessory/Apple_iPhone_Socks


Linky no worky...
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Re: Men's toilets, Secretaries, that sort of thing.
« Reply #265 on: August 14, 2008, 11:26:32 PM »
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It's amazing that this legend continues, really :-)

How long ago did the sock incident become public now?


You of all people should know, it was your thread that started it all :-P

Edit...The thread that started it all...
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Re: Men's toilets, Secretaries, that sort of thing.
« Reply #266 on: August 15, 2008, 12:33:46 AM »
Oh yeah.

Man, I totally forgot about that!

Somewhere, my simple message of the pleasures of a thick pair of warm socks on a cold pair of feet was lost amidst the immensity of bloodline's offhand revelation :lol:
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Re: Men's toilets, Secretaries, that sort of thing.
« Reply #267 on: August 15, 2008, 04:52:13 AM »
And remember kids, if it's not quite a sh!t but it's definitely more than an a fart, it's a SHART!
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Re: Men's toilets, Secretaries, that sort of thing.
« Reply #268 on: August 19, 2008, 02:58:25 PM »
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And remember kids, if it's not quite a sh!t but it's definitely more than an a fart, it's a SHART!


Which, somewhat confusingly is also what the word "sh!te" would sound like in a strong Lancashire accent.
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Re: Men's toilets, Secretaries, that sort of thing.
« Reply #269 on: August 20, 2008, 09:28:06 PM »
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Karlos wrote:
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bloodline wrote:
Blame the iPhone...

Yeah, now you can look at pictures of socks on the one hand whilst holding one for real in the other. Clearly a win-win scenario :-D

Here's a photo of Bloodline's actual hand holding his actual iPhone:


I've got another photo of what his other hand was doing, but I won't post that.

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