Men's toilets, Secretaries, that sort of thing.

[motorollin]

da9000 wrote:
For the imagination deficient, or the mechanical engineers and other analytical types: put one hand on the canon, and the other in a "Hi Hitler" stance, and lean 'til you make contact with the wall. You just gained a good 35-45 degrees declination. You might just make it into the bowl now! ( Fine text: make sure floor is not already wet, you might just end up with your head in the bowl instead!!! :-D )

I do this too :lol: There's nothing worse than your knob touching the inside of the bowl

--
moto

[motorollin]

bloodline wrote:
The inevitable soultion is to just stand in the shower... Relax... Ablute... Return to bed.

:lol: I can only get away with that when I'm actually having a shower. If I did it in the middle of the night my other half would hear, and then there would be trouble... ;-)

--
moto

[NoFastMem]

Get in!!

:-D

[bloodline]

motorollin wrote:

bloodline wrote:
The inevitable soultion is to just stand in the shower... Relax... Ablute... Return to bed.

:lol: I can only get away with that when I'm actually having a shower. If I did it in the middle of the night my other half would hear, and then there would be trouble... ;-)

--
moto

Ahhh, the joy of being single... My status as such, that is becoming less of a mystery with my every post :-D

[odin]

motorollin wrote:
I do this too :lol: There's nothing worse than your knob touching the inside of the bowl

Actually...

Consider having a huge number 2 (I swear some of the produce I leave in the toilet reminds me of elephants sometimes, the ones where multiple flushes just can't seem to shift the bugger) and relaxing for on the throne for a second after all that hard work letting Mr. Johnson dangling free in the boil....getting a somewhat damp, brown total make-over.

[motorollin]

Mmm, delightful.

--
moto

[Karlos]

Wow, I didn't even have to go far for this one!

[bloodline]

Karlos wrote:
Wow, I didn't even have to go far for this one!

Ahhhh, the motherthread!!!

[Karlos]

bloodline wrote:

Karlos wrote:
Wow, I didn't even have to go far for this one!

Ahhhh, the motherthread!!!

I thought I fessed up about that in the other one?

[bloodline]

Karlos wrote:

bloodline wrote:

Karlos wrote:
Wow, I didn't even have to go far for this one!

Ahhhh, the motherthread!!!

I thought I fessed up about that in the other one?

:lol:

[Karlos]

If I'm your mother, the question is....

...who's yer fekkin' daddy?

X-D

[bloodline]

Karlos wrote:
If I'm your mother, the question is....

...who's yer fekkin' daddy?

X-D

I'm off to abuse the Sock... Night all!

[CannonFodder]

motorollin wrote:

da9000 wrote:
For the imagination deficient, or the mechanical engineers and other analytical types: put one hand on the canon, and the other in a "Hi Hitler" stance, and lean 'til you make contact with the wall. You just gained a good 35-45 degrees declination. You might just make it into the bowl now! ( Fine text: make sure floor is not already wet, you might just end up with your head in the bowl instead!!! :-D )

I do this too :lol: There's nothing worse than your knob touching the inside of the bowl

--
moto

You should give it a good wash after every widdle anyway!

[GadgetMaster]

bloodline wrote:

Karlos wrote:
If I'm your mother, the question is....

...who's yer fekkin' daddy?

X-D

I'm off to abuse the Sock... Night all!

G'night

I'm off too.

I'll have to try and make a habit of visiting this place again.  :-D

[Speelgoedmannetje]

bloodline wrote:

Karlos wrote:
If I'm your mother, the question is....

...who's yer fekkin' daddy?

X-D

I'm off to abuse the Sock... Night all!

You're still online :-D

[Karlos]

bloodline wrote:

Karlos wrote:
If I'm your mother, the question is....

...who's yer fekkin' daddy?

X-D

I'm off to abuse the Sock... Night all!

I think I'll join you.


By going to bed, I mean. Really folks, drag yourselves out of the mental gutter for a minute, purlease :lol: ;-)





Hypocrite? Moi?