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Re: Groaner's Corner Reloaded
« Reply #554 from previous page: October 30, 2003, 12:29:38 AM »
seen it before punky  :-P
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Re: Groaner's Corner Reloaded
« Reply #555 on: October 30, 2003, 12:46:39 AM »
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seen it before punky  :-P


:lol: Nerrr nerrr!
 

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Re: Groaner's Corner Reloaded
« Reply #556 on: October 30, 2003, 12:48:02 AM »
I know, I know......

But my ego wouldn't allow that one to pass ;-)
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Re: Groaner's Corner Reloaded
« Reply #557 on: October 30, 2003, 12:52:09 PM »
The luck of the Irish!!!!!!!!!!!

Vanilla pudding :

Excerpted from an article which appeared in the Dublin Times about a bank robbery on March 2. (ed - allegedly)

"Once inside the bank shortly after midnight, their efforts at disabling the security system got underway immediately.
The robbers, who expected to find one or two large safes filled with cash & valuables, were surprised to seem hundreds of smaller safes throughout the bank. The robbers cracked the first safe's
combination, and inside they found only a small bowl of vanilla pudding.
As recorded on the bank's audio tape system, one Robber said, "At least we'll have a bit to eat." The robbers opened up a second safe, and it
also contained nothing but vanilla pudding. The process continued until all safes were opened. They did not find one pound sterling, a diamond, or an ounce of gold. Instead, all the safes contained covered bowls of pudding.
Disappointed, the robbers made a quiet exit, each leaving with nothing more than a queasy, uncomfortably full stomach.. "


The newspaper headline read:

IRELAND'S LARGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED EARLY THIS MORNING...

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Re: Groaner's Corner Reloaded
« Reply #558 on: October 30, 2003, 12:57:49 PM »
Urgh! :-x

:lol:
 

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Re: Groaner's Corner Reloaded
« Reply #559 on: October 30, 2003, 01:46:45 PM »
agh Wilse, I'm aboot to have my lunch!
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Re: Groaner's Corner Reloaded
« Reply #560 on: October 30, 2003, 01:50:52 PM »
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agh Wilse, I'm aboot to have my lunch!


:lol: Uncanny! I received it via e-mail about an hour or so ago.
Here is my actual reply:
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Aaaahhhh! Ack! Spit! Ah've no hud ma lunch yet!

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Re: Groaner's Corner Reloaded
« Reply #561 on: October 30, 2003, 02:44:35 PM »
eeewwww :lol:

Dammit Wilse, I'm having my lunch! :-x

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Re: Groaner's Corner Reloaded
« Reply #562 on: October 30, 2003, 02:52:41 PM »
Is it something creamy?  :-P

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Re: Groaner's Corner Reloaded
« Reply #563 on: October 30, 2003, 02:53:09 PM »
Three little old ladies were sitting on a park bench when a flasher came by in only an overcoat and opened it as wide as it could go. The first little old lady had a stroke, the second little old lady also had a stroke, but the third little old lady couldn't reach.

*runs*
 

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Re: Groaner's Corner Reloaded
« Reply #564 on: October 30, 2003, 04:17:14 PM »
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Wilse wrote:
Is it something creamy?  :-P


Part of it was: Dairylee Spread - "Now even creamier" :-x :-P

@that_punk_guy

*groan*

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Re: Groaner's Corner Reloaded
« Reply #565 on: October 30, 2003, 09:49:46 PM »
:lol:

Man, I'm glad to see this thread didn't vanish... I better keep my ears open for some new ones :-)
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Re: Groaner's Corner Reloaded
« Reply #566 on: October 30, 2003, 09:56:55 PM »
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Man, I'm glad to see this thread didn't vanish


Wow - the other two are still around as well :-o

Groaner's Corner: The Return!

Groaner's Corner [was:EMINEM]

Someone needs to archive these before there's a forum prune :-D

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Re: Groaner's Corner Reloaded
« Reply #567 on: October 30, 2003, 10:43:08 PM »
I'd forgotten about those!

I started the first one, called EMINEM because of the first joke.

Vincent suggested the name change, so I changed it! :-)

Cool that they're still about.

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Re: Groaner's Corner Reloaded
« Reply #568 on: October 30, 2003, 10:45:39 PM »
Yeah, I was reading the original EMINEM one this afternoon. Some crackers in there :-)

Love the Lawyer-centric ones in The Return thread too.
 

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Re: Groaner's Corner Reloaded
« Reply #569 on: October 30, 2003, 11:10:52 PM »
Someone should add a gag to each of the old ones - bump them up the
list a bit. ;-)