Hi all,
A slightly rude one and nowt tae dee wi' Lawyers!
A bunch of bricklayers are sitting at the local pub. Theyr'e pretty drunk, and the topic turns to 'Big Dave' at the end of the bar who, as everyone knows, has the biggest pan handle in town.
One of the brickies, egged on by his mates gets enough courage to go up to Dave and ask him why he's got the biggest dong around.
“Well,” Dave begins, “every night before bed, I pull out my chap, give it a bit of a stretch and tap it on the bedpost three times.”
“That's it?”
“That's it,” says Dave, finishing his drink.
So the brickie goes home and quietly slips into his bedroom, pulls out his thing, tugs, and taps it on the bedpost three times.
Without warning, his wife wakes up in the darkness
“Hey, Dave, is that you?”
:-P
