One morning a blind bunny was lolloping through the field. Suddenly he tripped over a large snake and fell right on his twitchy little nose.
"Oh, please excuse me!" said the bunny. "I didn't mean to trip over you, but I'm blind and can't see."
"That'ssss perfectly all right," replied the snake. "To be ssssure, it was my fault. I didn't mean to trip you, but I'm blind too, and I didn't ssssee you coming. By the way, what kind of animal are you?"
"Well, I really don't know, 'cos I'm blind, and I've never seen myself. Maybe you could examine me and find out."
So the snake felt the bunny all over, and he said, "Well, now, you're ssssoft, and cuddly, and you have long ssssilky earssss, and a little fluffy tail and a little twitchy little nose... I know, you must be a bunny rabbit!"
"Ah, I always wondered! What kind of animal are you?"
"Likewissse, I'm not sure. Maybe you could examine me..."
So the little bunny nuzzled the snake up and down it's length with his sensitive twitching nose...
"Well, what kind of an animal am I?"
"You're hard, you're cold, you're scaly and you haven't got any balls... You must be a f***ing lawyer!"
:-D