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Offline Vincent

Re: EMINEM
« Reply #30 on: March 07, 2003, 01:39:30 AM »
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Venkman wrote:
:lol:

Yep that is most definately a groaner...


There's plenty more of them from me :-D
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I don\'t think I have the stomach for it." - Raziel
 

Offline Karlos

Re: EMINEM
« Reply #31 on: March 07, 2003, 11:27:51 AM »
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Vincent wrote:

There's plenty more of them from me :-D


:lol:

-edit-

Ok, now for my obligitary morning groaners...

The latest Saudi crime incident show, following in the vein of Crimewatch UK launched an appeal for information on a woman believed to be stealing from a range of jewellers across Riyahd. Local police are seaching for a 5 foot 5 inches tall woman, with two brown eyes...

:roll:

A break in at a local pharmacy was under investigation by special branch officers who had linked the crime to a growing black market for expensive drugs. A significant quantity of viagra was stolen in the raid.
Police are said to be looking for three hardened criminals....

:-P
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Offline Venkman

Re: EMINEM
« Reply #32 on: March 07, 2003, 11:50:06 AM »
*groans*

Having another busy day I see...

:lol:

Scientists have discovered a new breed of dog. It is a strage hybrid of an Andrex puppy and a Pit-Bull Terrier.

It's the kind of dog that makes you crap yourself, and then runs off with the toilet paper...

*groans again*
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Offline Karlos

Re: EMINEM
« Reply #33 on: March 07, 2003, 11:54:21 AM »
Pete,
Hey, I'm at work today, Shaun is lecturing the newbies next door. What's your excuse?

-edit-

Middle Eastern blind date show gets off to a shaky start...





:lol:
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Offline Vincent

Re: EMINEM
« Reply #34 on: March 07, 2003, 03:18:48 PM »
 :lol: :lol:

Unfortunately, I don't have time to write another joke here today :-(

I'll just have to groan at yours instead :-P
Xbox360
"Oh no. Everytime you turn up something monumental and terrible happens.
I don\'t think I have the stomach for it." - Raziel
 

Offline Karlos

Re: EMINEM
« Reply #35 on: March 07, 2003, 03:20:49 PM »
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Vincent wrote:
I'll just have to groan at yours instead :-P


Which one ? :-)
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Offline Vincent

Re: EMINEM
« Reply #36 on: March 07, 2003, 03:45:58 PM »
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Karlos wrote:

Which one ? :-)


Well, it looks like all of them so far :-P :lol:
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"Oh no. Everytime you turn up something monumental and terrible happens.
I don\'t think I have the stomach for it." - Raziel
 

Offline Venkman

Re: EMINEM
« Reply #37 on: March 07, 2003, 03:49:11 PM »
Karl,

Well you didn't come in on Monday, so I guess having today off makes us even  :-P

Did you hear about the dancing troupe who tried to river dance and all downed?

Old one, I know...
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Offline Karlos

Re: EMINEM
« Reply #38 on: March 07, 2003, 03:54:48 PM »
I so need this version of word...



:-D
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Offline JimS

Re: EMINEM
« Reply #39 on: March 07, 2003, 06:19:02 PM »
Moses and Jesus were in a threesome playing golf
one day. Moses pulled up to the tee and drove a long
one. The ball landed in the fairway, but rolled directly
toward a water hazard. Quickly Moses raised his club,
the water parted and it rolled to the other side, safe
and sound.

Next, Jesus strolled up to the tee and hit a nice long
one directly toward the same water hazard. It landed
right in the centre of the pond and kind of hovered
over the water. Jesus casually walked out on the pond
and chipped the ball onto the green.

The third guy got up and randomly whacked the ball. It
headed out over the fence and into oncoming traffic on
a nearby street. It bounced off a truck and hit a
nearby tree. From there, it bounced onto the roof of a
shack close by and rolled down into the gutter, down
the drain spout, out onto the fairway and straight
toward the aforementioned pond. On the way to the
pond, the ball hit a stone and bounced out over the
water onto a lily pad, where it rested quietly.
Suddenly a very large bullfrog jumped up on a lily pad
and snatched the ball into his mouth.
Just then, an eagle swooped down and grabbed the
frog and flew away. As they passed over the green,
the frog squealed with fright and dropped the ball,
which  bounced right into the cup for a hole in one.

Moses turned to Jesus and said, "I hate playing with
your Dad."


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BTW, As an American, I would like to take this opportunity to appologize to the world for the existance of eminem.  :-D
Obsolescence is futile. You will be emulated. - Amigus of Borg
 

Offline Vincent

Re: EMINEM
« Reply #40 on: March 07, 2003, 06:34:42 PM »
 :lol:
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"Oh no. Everytime you turn up something monumental and terrible happens.
I don\'t think I have the stomach for it." - Raziel
 

Offline Venkman

Re: EMINEM
« Reply #41 on: March 08, 2003, 10:02:48 AM »
:lol:

Funny stuff!
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Offline Marky_D_Sahd

Re: EMINEM
« Reply #42 on: March 08, 2003, 03:34:39 PM »
    Three blondes are walking along a beach when one of them sees a bottle in the sand.  Sensing some free wine, the ladies carefully open the bottle.  A genie appears, thanking them for setting him free.
    "I usually grant three wishes to my liberator," says the djinn, "but since there are three of you, I'll have to give you only one each."
     "I know what I want," says the first blonde, "Everybody always treats me like I'm stupid.  They're always explaining simple things to me, assuming that I can't finish easy jobs or that I'm going to fall for any line they give me.  It makes me soooo mad!  I wish that people would treat me with more respect for my mind."
     "No proplem," says the genie and SNAP! She'a a brunette.
     "My turn," says the second blond, "I hate it when men treat me as if I were lazy and useless.  They always decide up front that I won't be able to finish a job, so they give it to someone else. When they say they need help, they look right past me.  I wish that men treated me with more repect."
     "No problem," says the genie, and SNAP! She's a redhead.
     "I don't know what those other girls are complaining about.  I like the way men treat me.  They always help by completeing jobs for me, they take me out to nice places and hold doors open for me.  Heck, if anything, I wish I could be dumber and more helpless than I am now."
     "No problem," says the genie and SNAP!  She's a man.

Told to be by two blonde fourth grade girls a few years back who collected blonde jokes.
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Offline Marky_D_Sahd

Re: EMINEM
« Reply #43 on: March 10, 2003, 05:24:07 AM »
me hears crickets chirping....

Why is it that whenever I post to a joke thread, I'm the last one? :=?
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Offline Karlos

Re: EMINEM
« Reply #44 on: March 10, 2003, 09:20:10 AM »
:lol:
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