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Re: Groaner's Corner Reloaded
« Reply #134 from previous page: February 03, 2005, 06:19:51 PM »
:roflmao:
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Re: Groaner's Corner Reloaded
« Reply #135 on: February 04, 2005, 01:51:47 PM »
A blonde phones 999 to report a fire in her house.

"How do they get there" the operator asked.

"Hello..." she replied.  "Big {bleep}ing red truck!"






*me runs
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Re: Groaner's Corner Reloaded
« Reply #136 on: February 05, 2005, 12:58:44 PM »
:lol:
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Re: Groaner's Corner Reloaded
« Reply #137 on: February 05, 2005, 03:09:32 PM »
*cough*
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Re: Groaner's Corner Reloaded
« Reply #138 on: February 06, 2005, 01:13:11 PM »
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X-ray wrote:
You mean all I get is a cough for an obviously excellent high-quality knee-slapper?  :-P

Where?  I didn't see a "high-quality knee-slapper" anywhere :-P
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Re: Groaner's Corner Reloaded
« Reply #139 on: February 06, 2005, 10:06:38 PM »
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Karlos wrote:
I thought the cough was a sideways joke about the test tickles. Surely every bloke has had at least one medical exam around the onset of puberty where they were told to cough...

:roflmao:

I wish I'd thought of that :-D
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Re: Groaner's Corner Reloaded
« Reply #140 on: February 06, 2005, 10:57:20 PM »
I'll be singing that all night now :-P
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Re: Groaner's Corner Reloaded
« Reply #141 on: February 10, 2005, 12:16:02 PM »
@x-ray

You're getting there - the bar one is a groaner :-P

@graffias & star69

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Re: Groaner's Corner Reloaded
« Reply #142 on: March 01, 2005, 10:41:12 PM »
Prince Harry got so drunk at a party that his friend Haley had to take him home.

"What's wrong?" she asked.

Drunkenly Harry answered "aahm feeling seek Hale..."
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Re: Groaner's Corner Reloaded
« Reply #143 on: March 23, 2005, 12:09:41 AM »
:lol:
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Re: Groaner's Corner Reloaded
« Reply #144 on: April 14, 2005, 12:49:05 PM »
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Re: Groaner's Corner Reloaded
« Reply #145 on: April 18, 2005, 01:15:50 PM »
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Excellent

Indeed
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Re: Groaners Corner 4.0
« Reply #146 on: September 16, 2007, 12:55:04 AM »
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GadgetMaster wrote:
I wonder if anyone else got it....


Ass-in-a-hole = asshole?

If that's it then it's not funny.  I'm completely pissed and got it.

--edit-- and was able to type ut correctly :-D
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