Groaner's Corner [was:EMINEM]

[Karlos]

Andy wrote:
Arnold in a slow deliberate voice replied, "I'll be Bach."

Dear oh dear :lol:

[Karlos]

Star69

Didn't Andy just post that same joke ?

[Karlos]

Aw dude. Those are truly dreadful



I still laughed though :-D

[Karlos]

Vincent wrote:
*cough*

:lol:

@the_leander

:roflmao:

Wouldn't that be hilarious?

[Karlos]

X-ray wrote:
@ Vince

You mean all I get is a cough for an obviously excellent high-quality knee-slapper?  :-P

I thought the cough was a sideways joke about the test tickles. Surely every bloke has had at least one medical exam around the onset of puberty where they were told to cough...

[Karlos]

Vincent wrote:

Karlos wrote:
I thought the cough was a sideways joke about the test tickles. Surely every bloke has had at least one medical exam around the onset of puberty where they were told to cough...

:roflmao:

I wish I'd thought of that :-D

:lol:, I assumed you already had...

[Karlos]

That was in the original groaners corner someplace ;-)

I remember posting it :lol:

[Karlos]

I think that groaners' daddy died long before either of us were born :lol:

[Karlos]

Awww dude, that's fecking atrocious!

Well done :-D

[Karlos]

From a Canadian friend:

A pair of Newfies (Newfoundlanders, which I'm informed are none too bright) were sitting in their boat fishing, having an absolute windfall. For hours they were hauling in huge catches.

As the day drew to a close, one said to the other, "This place is unbelievable! We really need to find a way to mark this spot, eh?"

"Yeah."

With that, the second guy rummages around behind him and finds a piece of chalk. To the growing incredularity and exasperation of his friend, he proceeds to mark a large letter X on the bottom of the boat.

"There", he announced with some satisfaction, only to deflate slightly as he met the stare being levelled at him from his friend.

"What?"

"Your'e such a dumbass. Like as if that's going to work, eh?"

Still holding the chalk, the first guy stares back nonplussed.

"Do I have to explain everything? We're taking MY boat out tomorrow!"

[Karlos]

:lol:

[Karlos]

Andy wrote:
"Tacks I thought you had to roll them on." replies David

*eyes watering*

:lol:

[Karlos]

@star69

:lol: I have to remember that one!

[Karlos]

Caution : Very bad taste alert

The Beckhams call Michael Jackson to give him their support in his ongoing trial. Convinced of his innocence, they offer to take him on holiday with them on their new boat once the trial is over and he is aquitted. David asks him if he would like that or prefer something else.

Uplifted, for the first time in many weeks, Michael replies "That's so very kind of you David. That sound's wonderful. Yes, yes I'd be delighted to come on your little cruise..."

/runs away

[Karlos]

@Wayne..



Excellent

[Karlos]

Damnit man, I'm not reading all that!  :-x

I'll read it tomorrow.... ;-)

Just saw this one recently:

An old nun was lecturing the drinker on the evils of drink as he tried to enter the pub.
"Listen Sister," he said. "Don't knock it if you've never tried it! If you'd tried even one drink you'd know what you are talking about."
She agreed that he had a point.
"OK, I'll try just a small drink then," she said, "I don't want to be seen drinking from a hotel glass so can you get me some in this water flask?"
He went up to the bar and asked for a gin in the flask.
The barman laughed, "Don't tell me that damn nun's still out there!"