Why have I been surrounded by so many f'ing *BLEEPS* in the last few months??? :-x

[that_punk_guy]

iamaboringperson wrote:
Okay, first the fairies are on the train, then they're at a place at which I've been working for a while.

Not only that, but I think one has moved into the group of flats I'm in. (Along with some real derro's)

These pricks really sicken me.

Gettin' their ends away more often than you then, eh? That's gotta hurt. :-D

Jerk off a few more times and take a bath, you'll feel better.

[bloodline]

iamaboringperson wrote:
Okay, first the fairies are on the train, then they're at a place at which I've been working for a while.

Not only that, but I think one has moved into the group of flats I'm in. (Along with some real derro's)

These pricks really sicken me.

Seriously dude!!! Why are you so frightened of someone's sexuality?

Scared of a gay guy! Isn't that like being frightened of a teddy bear?

[mikeymike]

Scared of a gay guy! Isn't that like being frightened of a teddy bear?

I dunno, there have some scary teddy bears... :-)

One exception I can think of is an aggressive gay guy who wants you but can't have you (been there).  That was scary.  I was in a gay club that was a tad too heaving admittedly, but I had friends with me...

But no, typically gay people aren't the aggressive sort in public.

[Wain]

The Extreme answer:
You should kill yourself.  It's the only way you're going to get away from them.


The more logical answer:
You should grow up and quit trying to make other people's business your own.


Either of the two above would be recommended by me.

 :-D

[MAD]

Hoya!

@mikeymike

... And you were listening to gabber!!! :roflmao:

Be funky

M A D

[The_Power_of_the_Ginger]

I went into a gay bar one night(it was Friday night and I was stupid enough to be wearing trainers- long story. It was the only place that would allow me). I'm straight, but I still impressed one of the best-looking guys there when I was 'busting moves' and 'being groovy'. I went away not knowing what to feel.

I settled for 'mildly happy'- that I can impress anyone by dancing.  :-D

There, that's turned the thread into more of a coffee chat. I'll have a G & T now.

Incidentally, I'm 19. But a cross between a mature 19-year-old and an immature 19-year-old. :-)

[T_Bone]

bloodline wrote:

iamaboringperson wrote:
Okay, first the fairies are on the train, then they're at a place at which I've been working for a while.

Not only that, but I think one has moved into the group of flats I'm in. (Along with some real derro's)

These pricks really sicken me.

Seriously dude!!! Why are you so frightened of someone's sexuality?

Scared of a gay guy! Isn't that like being frightened of a teddy bear?

It's not the sexuality that freaks me out, it's that HANDSHAKE!  :-o (Although I've come to realise straight people with limp handshakes freak me out as well)  :lol:

Maybe I'm an old fart, but when someone gives me a limp handshake, it feels like I've been goosed. Gays with firm handshakes don't bother me at all.

/old fart

Ok, so I'm not really a homophobe, I'm a limphandshakeophobe.

[Speelgoedmannetje]

T_Bone wrote:

It's not the sexuality that freaks me out, it's that HANDSHAKE!  :-o (Although I've come to realise straight people with limp handshakes freak me out as well)  :lol:

Maybe I'm an old fart, but when someone gives me a limp handshake, it feels like I've been goosed. Gays with firm handshakes don't bother me at all.

/old fart

Ok, so I'm not really a homophobe, I'm a limphandshakeophobe.

hm, I somehow like that aspect. But I have a firm handshake. That's what I hate about myself: physically, I'm just a big, strong, clumsy and crude caveman

the only way I could give one a limphandshake is if I would get RSI

[PMC]

Ok, so I'm not really a homophobe, I'm a limphandshakeophobe.

LOL!  That wraps this thread up then!

[The_Power_of_the_Ginger]

Except people should give more firm handshakes. Even gay people. It just gives more of a friendly greeting, y'know. Nothing worse than what appears to be shaking a leaf of wet lettuce.

[cecilia]

I'm a limphandshakeophobe.

i'm with ya!
and I HATE the guys that think they have to be "nice" and not give ME a firm handshake because they are afraid of hurting me or something.

I always make sure to REALLY grab them good!!!
hee hee.


I's SO evil!  :evil:

[CU_AMiGA]

@Cecil

You can shake my hand any time you want! (nudge! nudge! wink! wink!) I have to admit though, my shaking hands skill is not as good as the one, Mr Shake Hands Man! :-)

[Speelgoedmannetje]

limp handshakes forever! :-D

[FluffyMcDeath]

cecilia wrote:

I'm a limphandshakeophobe.

i'm with ya!
and I HATE the guys that think they have to be "nice" and not give ME a firm handshake because they are afraid of hurting me or something.

Well, there's firm, and then there's the CRUSHER!!!
I'm always very wary of a crusher. Not to be trusted.

[that_punk_guy]

I can't give a firm handshake. I just don't have the swength. I worry that it weflects badly on me.

[Wain]

Maybe I'm an old fart, but when someone gives me a limp handshake, it feels like I've been goosed. Gays with firm handshakes don't bother me at all.

I'm with you here.  Crushing handshakes are obnoxious and rude, and limp handshakes leave me feeling like I've just touched something slimey.