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Who's up for some 'programmer incorrect' jokes? :-p
« on: June 11, 2004, 12:55:47 PM »
Two strings walk into a bar.
The first string says to the bartender, "Give me a beer."
The bartender turns to the second string and says,
"and what about for you?"
To which the second string replies,
"I would also like a beer#@a9101gb230b81;kajf3#$B89*#(&)*13!$%#@$"
and goes on and on spewing gibberish.
The bartender, shocked, asks the first string, "What is your buddy's problem?"
The first string answers, "Oh, you'll have to excuse him, he isn't null terminated."



[Er, i`ll get my coat...]

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Re: Who's up for some 'programmer incorrect' jokes? :-p
« Reply #1 on: June 11, 2004, 02:36:00 PM »
Taxi!
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Re: Who's up for some 'programmer incorrect' jokes? :-p
« Reply #2 on: June 11, 2004, 02:38:03 PM »
Great!  Now I have a crush on Blobrana too!

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Re: Who's up for some 'programmer incorrect' jokes? :-p
« Reply #3 on: June 11, 2004, 02:39:24 PM »
@Wain

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Re: Who's up for some 'programmer incorrect' jokes? :-p
« Reply #4 on: June 11, 2004, 02:40:10 PM »
Well, I do not have a crush on you now Blobrana! :-x
this is NOT funny this is truthfull :-x but I got a 'segmentation fault'

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btw. glad to see you back Wain :-)
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Re: Who's up for some 'programmer incorrect' jokes? :-p
« Reply #5 on: June 11, 2004, 02:43:14 PM »
 :banana:
 

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Re: Who's up for some 'programmer incorrect' jokes? :-p
« Reply #6 on: June 11, 2004, 02:58:09 PM »
Must be the mood I'm in - I actually found that pretty :lol: :-o

:-D

Oh, welcome back Wain :-)
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Re: Who's up for some 'programmer incorrect' jokes? :-p
« Reply #7 on: June 11, 2004, 09:28:09 PM »
Wain! Good to see you back, Mate. Alot of us were wondering where you ran off to?

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Re: Who's up for some 'programmer incorrect' jokes? :-p
« Reply #8 on: June 12, 2004, 01:15:46 AM »
Stupid programmers joke #938

There are 10 types of people in this world..
Those that can count in binary, and those that can`t.
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Re: Who's up for some 'programmer incorrect' jokes? :-p
« Reply #9 on: June 12, 2004, 01:32:23 AM »
Quote

Doobrey wrote:
Stupid programmers joke #938

There are 10 types of people in this world..
Those that can count in binary, and those that can`t.
Ok... there definitely is something wrong with me today, I found that :lol: too!

:nervous:

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Re: Who's up for some 'programmer incorrect' jokes? :-p
« Reply #10 on: June 12, 2004, 10:28:51 AM »
#939

Slight permutation on that one:

There's 11 kinds of computer fanatics...Those that understand binary, those that don't and those that can't write anything without resorting to that f'ing retarded l33t 5p34|<...
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Re: Who's up for some 'programmer incorrect' jokes? :-p
« Reply #11 on: June 12, 2004, 10:50:40 AM »
Waiter, check please!

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Re: Who's up for some 'programmer incorrect' jokes? :-p
« Reply #12 on: June 12, 2004, 12:24:00 PM »
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#939

Slight permutation on that one:

There's 11 kinds of computer fanatics...Those that understand binary, those that don't and those that can't write anything without resorting to that f'ing retarded l33t 5p34|<...

I must be feeling better now, that was a groaner :-P

Mind you, it was from Karlos :-P
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Re: Who's up for some 'programmer incorrect' jokes? :-p
« Reply #13 on: June 12, 2004, 03:31:02 PM »
Why can't prgorammers tell the difference between christmas and halloween?


Because Oct 31 = Dec 25.

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Re: Who's up for some 'programmer incorrect' jokes? :-p
« Reply #14 on: June 12, 2004, 11:51:01 PM »
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Wain wrote:
Why can't prgorammers tell the difference between christmas and halloween?


Because Oct 31 = Dec 25.

:lol:
reminds me of a late night bbc comedy, in where a maths professor shows his students the math joke of the day.
And the canary said: \'chirp\'