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Offline Speelgoedmannetje

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Re: Who's up for some 'programmer incorrect' jokes? :-p
« Reply #14 from previous page: June 12, 2004, 11:51:01 PM »
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Wain wrote:
Why can't prgorammers tell the difference between christmas and halloween?


Because Oct 31 = Dec 25.

:lol:
reminds me of a late night bbc comedy, in where a maths professor shows his students the math joke of the day.
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Re: Who's up for some 'programmer incorrect' jokes? :-p
« Reply #15 on: June 13, 2004, 01:20:09 AM »
Q. How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

A. None, cos that`s a hardware problem.
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Re: Who's up for some 'programmer incorrect' jokes? :-p
« Reply #16 on: June 19, 2004, 03:18:45 PM »
"Digital Feng-Shui"

"Chatrooms are always dark"

"The internet is a giant no-smoking section"

"AppleTalk is gossip"
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