I have a crush on Blobrana!!!!

[X-ray]

@ Agafaster

You see this here describes a long-term girlfriend nicely:



And this here describes my view of things:



Hehe

[PMC]

Here's a thought...

Men generally meet a girl and think "She's amazing the way she is, I hope she never changes".  Then she does.

A woman on the other hand meets a guy and thinks "he's nice, however if he changes x and y he'll be perfect".  She'll then set to work on trying to mould him into her ideal until she realises that he's never going to change.

[X-ray]

Ja, then she gets half his stuff in the settlement.

[PMC]

:lol:

I'm sure I saw a jpeg of a Porsche with the number plate "WAS H15" somewhere.

Having read the usual reports of ludicrous divorce settlement cases, all of a sudden Billie Piper has become one of the most desirable women on the planet...

[Cymric]

I loved the 'Psycho {bleep} From Hell'-story. The big question is of course why on earth the guy in question gave in to his dick instead of his brain. I am by no means an expert in these matters, but a lot of these stories could have been avoided if the people involved had thought about things for a bit.

[X-ray]

And that is just my point: we men have a naturally-produced poison in our bollox that makes us do stupid things. I propose a national system whereby said poisons are removed, for the benefit of society. This reminds me of an incident I observed as a student:

I was being showed around the hospital before I started radiography, just to see if I was really sure I should follow that career. The dude showing me around was a male charge nurse, and he had been at that hospital for more than twenty years.
Anyway we were on the urology ward and heard this wheezing and groaning coming from behind a curtain on the ward, and I sneaked a look, only to observe a nurse giving a patient a hand job !!  :-o
I was gobsmacked. I said "What the hell, man?"
The charge nurse told me it was all legit. The man had a medical condition where he over-produced sperm and if it wasn't relieved from time to time, he would suffer terrible orchiditis and could end up sterile. Seemed like a valid reason to me, so we moved on to the next cubicle. I snuck a look in there, and what did I see? A nurse giving a man a blow-job!!! :-o  :-o  :-o
I couldn't believe this, so I turned to the charge nurse and said "Lemme guess, he has the same disease as the other man?"
"Sure," said the charge nurse.
"Well why is the one guy getting a hand-job and the other a blow job?" I asked.
"The second patient has private insurance," said the charge nurse.

 :lol:

[PMC]

So has anyone here actually posted on b3ta....?

@x-ray

Nice one, I think I'm going to renew my private medical insurance.

[metalman]

 @xray

:lol:

[X-ray]

Hehe

A joke has to be told once in a while, yes. The medical ones are the best because you just KNOW that there will be an element of truth to it, afterall  :-)

[Cymric]

So has anyone here actually posted on b3ta....?

No, I have met with some weird women, but these specimens are in a category all their own. I think 'alien' is a suitable word. 'Alien from another universe', that is.

That said, I always tell my girlfriend---whom I've been with for over 3 years now---that she is the most normal of the lot. She always objects against that designation, but as far as I'm concerned, it's both a compliment as well as the truth. She's not into some weirdo religion (in the broadest sense of the word), doesn't have an agenda which crammed from here to infinity and thereby treating a friend as someone she'd 'plan' into her life, doesn't have deep emotional scars (apart from a far too early deceased father), has no physical disabilities as far as I can tell, and so forth. When I read the above stories on b3ta, all the women / men involved are in some way scarred and have not yet grown over it. If things between me and my sweetheart would collapse, and I'd decide to go out dating again, I'd make sure to look for a 'normal' woman again---but only once I myself would be able to act normal and like myself again.

As for removing the poisons, be glad that you at least behave 'naturally'. In a Belgian newspaper an article appeared the other day in which it was reported that a Buddhist monk cut off his own penis after it went erect during meditation. He declined attempts to sew it back on, claiming that he was now free of all worldly distractions and influences. Which is a crap argument as far as I'm concerned: he must have had tons of nightly erections---all men do. What he was saying is that he was deeply embarrassed at his own body. (Who knows what kinky thoughts he was meditating about behind that smooth façade of his face...) You can go to far in attempting to control your manly urges. Personally, I wish him lots of bladder infections to remind himself of his stupidity---I have had one (which is highly unusual for men due to their penis forming an additional barrier, or so I was told), and I can vouch for the fact that they are extremely annoying and painful.

[X-ray]

@ Cymric

Ja, a urinary tract infection is no joke. The girls tend to get them more, despite my helpful reminders in the staff-room that they must not wipe from back to front  :evilgrin:

[PMC]

X-ray wrote:
@ Cymric

Ja, a urinary tract infection is no joke. The girls tend to get them more, despite my helpful reminders in the staff-room that they must not wipe from back to front  :evilgrin:

:lol:

Vigorous nookie can sometimes provoke it too...