I have a crush on Blobrana!!!!

[Speelgoedmannetje]

No, X-Ray, just be honest, secretly you want to make love with men :-P

[X-ray]

@ Speel

No way, I am a confirmed lesbian, 'cos I only like women   :-P

[Speelgoedmannetje]

You can't say if you haven't tried :-P

[Speelgoedmannetje]

And here's proof of your secret obsession for phallus symbols:



:-P ;-)

[PMC]

@Speel and X-Ray

Goddammit I'm a lesbian too... I have proof. :lol:

@X-ray

I've been to some of the seedier places in Europe where the company of a lady may be purchased for a small amount of cash and I can't say the idea appeals...  

Negotiating a price with a lass who's guaranteed to be businesslike and efficient surely takes some of the flavour out of the occasion, would it not?

I remain a hopeless case forever enslaved by the power of Oestrogen.  Sigh....

[PMC]

That said, the denial of certain horizontal priviledges pending your utter capitulation in respect of whatever disagreement you may be having with a significant lady other is tantamount to deploying WMD.

For the jaded cynics amongst us, here is the topic of a thread  on my current fav website (NFSW):

http://www.b3ta.com/questions/bonkers/

[X-ray]

@ PMC

"Negotiating a price with a lass who's guaranteed to be businesslike and efficient surely takes some of the flavour out of the occasion, would it not?"
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Here are your options:

1) Sign a contract involving woe, hardship and a long uphill battle, just so you can eat a piece of cake that you may not turn out to like, but will be stuck with.

2) Pay a small amount for a piece of cake that may not be as warm, but is still cake. If you don't like that cake, you can chuck it and get a different one.

3) You can pay a medium amount and get two slices of cake that you can enjoy simultaneously. Doesn't matter how business-like that seems, if that doesn't sort you then you need to ask whether it is really cake you are after, or just friendship.

 :-P

Actually the more I think of it, the more I like the idea of spending little and getting a quick fix. All a man needs is to rid himself of his natural poisons from time to time. If a tasty bird can make a few bucks out of it, what's the harm?

[PMC]

Yep, I've been married I know all about woe and hardship :lol:

I was about to write a long post going into all the cons until you made the point about the two slices of cake.

You could have Victoria Sponge and Honey Loaf at the same time...  Without the resulting pangs of guilt afterward.

;-)

[X-ray]

hehe

In that link you posted, a dude seems to have found the best solution:

1:30pm - She announces she fancies me
2pm - We're officially girlfriend & boyfriend
2:15pm - Sex
3:15pm - She's planning our first holiday
4pm - More sex
5pm - Kiss goodbye
6pm - Dumped

See? No bucks lost, all the warmth you could ask for, then you have your life back before the day is through.

[PMC]

Ah the lifecycle of a relationship played out in four and a half hours...  Proportionally speaking they waited a while before the sex.

Could be worse, there is a guy on there who's g/f apparently collected Nazi memorabilia.  Kinky...

[X-ray]

There is a funny picture I got sent a while back, that ties in with that theme. If I can find it I'll PM it to you.

[PMC]

Be my guest sir!  

[X-ray]

Damn I can't find it, PMC.
But there is a baselondon ad that has the same theme, minus the Nazi attire  :lol:

[Agafaster]

@X-Ray re your reply to PMC:

very interesting. and true, but its only temporary! get em in the sack, then cohabit, and before long, you'll be f@rting in bed, and the words 'you used to be nice to me' start being uttered!
trust my 10 years of wedded bliss in this!

course, I dont get any, but 3 kids might be the root of that...

[Agafaster]

@PMC

trouble with the honey loaf is that it might contain something nasty...then you can talk about pangs!
(not to mention sloppy seconds... :-o)

@X-Ray

The trouble then is that one may get the rep of being a bit of a shyte, and then back to square 1!!

[X-ray]

@ Agafaster

You see this here describes a long-term girlfriend nicely:



And this here describes my view of things:



Hehe