Why don't women speak english?

[PMC]

T_Bone wrote:

Speelgoedmannetje wrote:

Methuselas wrote:
I seem to attract MORE women when *I* say 'I just want to be friends'.

I know exactly what you're talking about. :lol:
:-(

 :lol:

Well I'm single, and enjoying my freedom right now but I find I'm getting more female attention now than ever before.  Isn't life strange?

A lot of it is to do with how you appear.  I'm happy in life now and it reflects when I go out and smile inanely a lot.  

Here's a gratuitous grin

:-D

[Cyberus]

Cool, glad to hear it.
 :-D  :-D  :-D
I feel really good too at the moment, in fact, in the last two to three weeks, as the weather has started to improve and the days have got longer, my mood has lifted hugely.
Anyone else experienced this?

[iamaboringperson]

Cyberus wrote:
@ iamaboringperson

So keep her in suspense, it may be a candlelit dinner, an evening at her favourite opera or play, maybe something more adventurous - an afternoon of go-karting, perhaps even a bungee jump...but to really get her eating out of the palm of your hand......yes, that's right, a game of snakes and ladders :lol:

WHO??


I'm not going to be playing snakes and ladders (or even Monopoly[tm] for that matter) with any chick. I'm going to end up as an eccentric old hermit. :-)


I just have to accept that fact. If I don't laugh, I'll cry. :-)

[Cyberus]

iamaboringperson wrote:

Cyberus wrote:
@ iamaboringperson

So keep her in suspense, it may be a candlelit dinner, an evening at her favourite opera or play, maybe something more adventurous - an afternoon of go-karting, perhaps even a bungee jump...but to really get her eating out of the palm of your hand......yes, that's right, a game of snakes and ladders :lol:

WHO??


I'm not going to be playing snakes and ladders (or even Monopoly[tm] for that matter) with any chick. I'm going to end up as an eccentric old hermit. :-)


I just have to accept that fact. If I don't laugh, I'll cry. :-)

Ah, mate. What you need to do is learn to let go...
Relax and let go...
You'll meet someone and fall in love with them. You just have to let yourself fall in love. And don't let any stupid hangups hold you back...

[iamaboringperson]

You'll meet someone and fall in love with them. You just have to let yourself fall in love. And don't let any stupid hangups hold you back...

Falling in love is only half the story. I fall in love just about every day.

Nope. I'm going to be one of those 'the comic book guy' dudes.


(But if I get really desperate, I'll just contact the Unification Church. They'll set me up in no time

[cecilia]

iamaboringperson wrote:
Falling in love is only half the story. I fall in love just about every day.

Nope. I'm going to be one of those 'the comic book guy' dudes.

worse...
post...
ever...

[iamaboringperson]

cecilia wrote:

iamaboringperson wrote:
Falling in love is only half the story. I fall in love just about every day.

Nope. I'm going to be one of those 'the comic book guy' dudes.

worse...
post...
ever...

:roflmao:

[PMC]

Cyberus wrote:
Cool, glad to hear it.
 :-D  :-D  :-D
I feel really good too at the moment, in fact, in the last two to three weeks, as the weather has started to improve and the days have got longer, my mood has lifted hugely.
Anyone else experienced this?

Yep...

The sun is shining, it's warm, I'm off for a week of mountain biking in North Wales soon and I'm still grinning inanely.

This is despite the fact that my Apollo accelerator on my trusty Amiga's just bitten the dust....

[bloodline]

iamaboringperson wrote:

You'll meet someone and fall in love with them. You just have to let yourself fall in love. And don't let any stupid hangups hold you back...

Falling in love is only half the story. I fall in love just about every day.

Falling in love isn't quite the same as getting an errection :-/

[sumner7]

bloodline wrote:

iamaboringperson wrote:

You'll meet someone and fall in love with them. You just have to let yourself fall in love. And don't let any stupid hangups hold you back...

Falling in love is only half the story. I fall in love just about every day.

Falling in love isn't quite the same as getting an errection :-/

I agree. It's a totally different thing. It's the difference between love and lust.

[PMC]

sumner7 wrote:

bloodline wrote:

Falling in love is only half the story. I fall in love just about every day.

Falling in love isn't quite the same as getting an errection :-/

I agree. It's a totally different thing. It's the difference between love and lust.[/quote]

What?  You mean you only get one erection a day?

[6]

I've been with my wife since 1974 and I still cannot figure out what she means on occasion.  Never got the hang of mind reading.  Women often have a habit of surrounding the subject of their conversations rather than talking about it directly.

Show her your original post and she might retract what she txt msg'd.

[Cyberus]

bloodline wrote:

iamaboringperson wrote:

You'll meet someone and fall in love with them. You just have to let yourself fall in love. And don't let any stupid hangups hold you back...

Falling in love is only half the story. I fall in love just about every day.

Falling in love isn't quite the same as getting an errection :-/

:lol:

[Cyberus]

PMC wrote:

   
    sumner7 wrote:

   
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        bloodline wrote:

        Falling in love is only half the story. I fall in love just about every day.

    Falling in love isn't quite the same as getting an errection :-/

I agree. It's a totally different thing. It's the difference between love and lust.

What? You mean you only get one erection a day?

:lol: :roll: :lol:

[Methuselas]

6 wrote:
I've been with my wife since 1974 and I still cannot figure out what she means on occasion.  Never got the hang of mind reading.  Women often have a habit of surrounding the subject of their conversations rather than talking about it directly.

Show her your original post and she might retract what she txt msg'd.

@ 6

Women have wholly embraced the dark side. They're all Sith lords in my book.

They're inherently evil. They say one thing, but mean another. They will deliberately mislead you, only to blame you later for not knowing what they were talking about.

And my all time fav:

They never forget the simplest slight, yet expect you to forget EVERYTHING they've ever done against you.

Ask any man and he'll agree with me...

...unless he's pussywhipped. :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

[Speelgoedmannetje]

Methuselas wrote:
...unless he's pussywhipped. :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

Thankyouverymuch.