Men's toilets, Secretaries, that sort of thing.

[bloodline]

cecilia wrote:

bloodline wrote:

cecilia wrote:

that_punk_guy wrote:
I want to learn about labia.

they like to be kept moist but rubbed vigorously.

Can I help, in any way?

labia all over the world are always grateful for any help!
 :-P

I'm always willing to lend a hand if I can be of assistance.

If my hand is unavailable... my sexual organs are free.

[KennyR]

bloodline wrote:

If my hand is unavailable... my sexual organs are free.

You get what you pay for.

[that_punk_guy]

:lol:

[BouncingAyatollah]

@CRL

Part of the difference may have been that "feminine products" (menstral napkins) tend to plug up the toilet ...

Evidently they weren't using "vampire teabags" then.  :-)

[Karlos]

KennyR wrote:

mikeymike wrote:
Got a solution for the "random direction" problem?

At 5am, best I can recommend is a two fisted manual realignment. It's not easy, though. It's like pushing a B52 into a dive.

[color=FF0000]ROFLMAO[/color][/b]

:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

[mikeymike]

BouncingAyatollah wrote:
@CRL

Part of the difference may have been that "feminine products" (menstral napkins) tend to plug up the toilet ...

Evidently they weren't using "vampire teabags" then.  :-)

If that doesn't get a "ewww!" response from Cecelia, I'm not sure you should try harder.  Ewww.  :-)

[Speelgoedmannetje]

bloodline wrote:
If my hand is unavailable... my sexual organs are free.

So is your tongue (being VERY ambiguous)

[cecilia]

If that doesn't get a "ewww!" response from Cecelia, I'm not sure you should try harder. Ewww.

being horrified by the other post (the gas station post), i was desperately trying to ignore further thoughts on this idea.

basically, there are gals out there that were NOT brought up like my mommy brought ME up.
damn!

eeeeeww is right!
 :-o  :-o

[cecilia]

I'm always willing to lend a hand if I can be of assistance.    If my hand is unavailable... my sexual organs are free.

oh, you flirt, you!
keep that up, and you'll force me to really like you.
 :-D

[cecilia]

Speelgoedmannetje wrote:

bloodline wrote:
If my hand is unavailable... my sexual organs are free.

So is your tongue (being VERY ambiguous)

NOW you'er getting into the spirt of this thing!
 :-D

[Speelgoedmannetje]

You're a succubus Cecilia!

[odin]

You know.....pubic hair can be quite annoying. Do you ever get that when wearing briefs the hair gets stuck between the foreskin and the top end of the device itself.....and when you need to take a pee you yank it out, only to discover you painfully force the hairs to leave their precious position. I tell you briefs are evil, I've never experienced this problem with boxers.

One could ofcourse take the radical approach and get out a pair of scissors, but then again......I'd be very reluctant to put that sort of device near the nether region....

[Speelgoedmannetje]

Women expect it to be shaven Odin :nervous:

[iamaboringperson]

:lol:

[Cyberus]

That can be quite painful Odin, but nothing can compare to zipping the trousers up very quickly having not stowed the old chap properly and "AAAAAAAAAAARRRRGHHHH!" :boohoo:

[odin]

You mean theirs, speelgoedmannetje? I sure as hell ain't shaving my crotch! (+it keeps it nice and warm :-)).

@cyberus:
Luckily I've never had honour of experiencing that (at least I think, prolly would've repressed the memory if I had ;-)). You speak of experience?