Men's toilets, Secretaries, that sort of thing.

[that_punk_guy]

It lives!! :-D

But please, no more socks. ;-)

[that_punk_guy]

odin wrote:
Anyhoo, to continue this thread in style. How do people handle stuffed toilets.

A latex glove, a deep breath and plenty of antibacterial handwash at the ready...

[Vincent]

that_punk_guy wrote:
A latex glove, a deep breath and plenty of antibacterial handwash at the ready...

And a bucket next to the toilet incase you can't keep your breath long enough :-)

[Speelgoedmannetje]

odin wrote:
:bump: Blame PMC :-P.

Anyhoo, to continue this thread in style. How do people handle stuffed toilets. Once in a while I produce too much processed food for a toilet to handle, no matter how hard I flush it just won't make the bends (we got a new toilet recently which doesn't have this problem luckily, but the old toilet was hell). I solve this by jammeing a load of toilet paper on top and squashing it with the toilet brush. That way the brush won't get covered in brown goo, only in white strands of paper. I've had episodes where I had to flush 4 times on the old toilet...

omg, that makes me remind of the student house I lived in two years ago. The maintenance of that house was desperately bad, if the house would have manual, that manual would be as thick as a telephone book. If you would shower in the morning, you should be prepared of ice cold shower moments. Also, asbestos plates were stored in the passage. I got the room from my sister, who already lived there. She had some conflicts with the housemaster already, about for instance making a complete mess of her room for "maintenance" (without her approval for acces to her room), more like making a big hole in the wall for tubes of a bad-functioning heating. Things like privacy were non-existant there. Luckily we're living in our own houses now.

edit - ot political rant:
if ppl are enterprising like this, it's no miracle that economies are destroyed by lawsuits :-x

[X-ray]

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[CU_AMiGA]

I went to the Mens public toilets a few day ago,i need a tissue to wipe my nose, no other reason. And when i wen't in there i literally almost threw up. When i opened the door the smell immediatly ambushed me (and you can take a guess at what i seen on the floor :nervous:). It was so bad, i had to hold my breath and quickly done what i wanted and just rushed staight out. That was the worst state of toilets i have ever seen, i didn't know how bad it can really get. I also feel very sorry for the cleaner who has to sort out the mess that some moron had made. It seems the modern world is full of apes rather than human beings.

[PMC]

Yuck.

Our office toilet is two doors away from the kitchen and adjacent to the reception area.  Our secretaries are constantly moaning about people who use the amenities for a number two, so much so that they literally humiliate anyone unfortunate enough to be witnessed spending longer than a minute in the smallest room.

Chief offender is our senior partner.  He runs the secretaries ragged and drives them nuts so one of them spiked his coffee with Optrex out of revenge.  However, her stunt backfired (literally) royally, when said boss then spent the whole afternoon in the toilet and poor secretary had to spend the afternoon working in the resulting fallout.

[Cyberus]

:lol:

[PMC]

Oh, and there's a story that must be told about the "date from hell"...

A year ago I was lodging with my mate Phil.  Being a batchelor builder, Phil's attitude to bathroom cleanliness was shall we say, very relaxed.  Basically you only used the lavatory out of extreme necessity.

Anyway, I went out for dinner with this girl who I'd been seeing on and off (mostly off) and she drove me back to Phil's.  Half way back she said "Do you mind if I use your loo?  I really need to go".  Dread began to descend on me, I'd warned her of my pal's liberal attitude to housekeeping but I couldn't exactly say "why don't you go behind a bush or something?".

Anyway, my original plan of a peck on the cheek and a merry goodbye shot down in flames I ushered her in.  Phil's dog immediately runs up to greet her and in doing so slobbers all over her black cashmere coat.  She shoots everyone in the room an evil look so I politely usher her upstairs in the direction of the bathroom.  

Phil and my other mate who was over for the evening took an instant dislike to her, especially when she seemed to be taking ages in the loo.  Eventually she appeared with lipstick touched up and I see her off home with a quick kiss on the cheek, noting that she appeared to be in a state of shock after witnessing the full horror of the bathroom.  

I headed back inside knowing full well that Phil's bathroom had gone down like a lead balloon and needed to pay a visit myself, whereupon I was met with what had to be the most fearful stench I've ever encountered.  I immediatley ran downstairs to confront Phil and Clive, ready to chastise them for leaving the bathroom in such a condition when we had guests.

However, neither party was responsible and having privately blamed the devastation on me the awful truth dawned that the culprit was at that moment driving herself home...  My mate never did take to her!

Some things just aren't meant to be.

[disclaimer]

BTW, since I've got my own flat I can assure everyone that the standard of cleanliness in my bathroom is maintained to a very high standard!

[AmiGR]

:lol: I didn't think it was physically possible to piss when you've got a boner?

Well, if you can manage to aim, it's perfectly possible. Usually I sit down and try to bend it in order to aim,
in that situation.
:-P

[AmiGR]

mikeymike wrote:
Got a solution for the "random direction" problem? :-)

Yep. Just retract it fully before you piss. That makes sure that the head is aligned to the part you're holding. :-)

[AmiGR]

that_punk_guy wrote:
Soooo....
You guys stand up when you gotta wipe, or...?
(Sorry.)

Depends on the situation. :-)
I always sit if the toilet is clean. In this flat, it's always dirty and I'm too tired of sterilizing it all the time.

[CU_AMiGA]

Hello

I am not sure if this has already been mentioned, but i hate it when you are about to use the public toilet, but realize their are holes in the walls for demented wierdo's to look through. Resulting in jamming toilet paper in any holes for about 10 minutes, in order to get some bloody privacy.

Regards,

[graffias79]

CU_AMiGA wrote:
Hello

I am not sure if this has already been mentioned, but i hate it when you are about to use the public toilet, but realize their are holes in the walls for demented wierdo's to look through. Resulting in jamming toilet paper in any holes for about 10 minutes, in order to get some bloody privacy.

Regards,

Those are what are known as Glory holes.  Usually I see those at dirty bookstores or gay bars.  What other kind of places do you see them?

[CU_AMiGA]

graffias79 wrote:

CU_AMiGA wrote:
Hello

I am not sure if this has already been mentioned, but i hate it when you are about to use the public toilet, but realize their are holes in the walls for demented wierdo's to look through. Resulting in jamming toilet paper in any holes for about 10 minutes, in order to get some bloody privacy.

Regards,

Those are what are known as Glory holes.  Usually I see those at dirty bookstores or gay bars.  What other kind of places do you see them?

The toilets i was referring to are mainly public ones, and ones that are at my college. They normally happen with the cardboard thin walls.

[Star69]

graffias79 wrote:

Those are what are known as Glory holes.  Usually I see those at dirty bookstores or gay bars.  What other kind of places do you see them?

 :roflmao:  :roflmao: