Wow fame at last...
In response to this great and most humbling honour of having a poll named after me I've prepared a little speech...
Cough, cough, Ahem...
Ladies & Gentlemen, my fellow Amigians, Scumbags, Nutters, exiled Vulcans, Grubs, Chubbs, Merrywinkels & Proudfoots
I would just like to take the time to say, wheeee, parp, wibblle and meh...
This great honour that has been bestowed upon me almost brings a tear to my third eye and is indeed a very, very humbling & truly non-emotional experience.
Although I haven't quite yet achieved my lifetime ambition of Scumbag yet, being still a lowly gutter snipe, it is however still my ambition that I shall one day shall rise to the dizzy heights of being a fully fleged Scumbag and fulfill my lifelong ambition. I so often long to be able to return to my home planet of Vulcan but alas the exile papers made it very clear by the Vulcan High Commission that under no circumstances whatsoever would I ever be able to return to my home planet either living or dead.
Sadly AmigaInc didn't want me either and that is why I ended up here on Amiga.org the last great dumping ground for all the Amiga communities social misfits and the dregs of society. It was all over a silly wee mistake during my sex change operation to become a real woman when Mr Bill McEwan came to visit me in hospital and fell asleep on the hospital bed just as I had nipped off for a quick pee. The now Mrs Willamina McEwan was non to pleased when he/she awoke after mistakingly having my operation and finding his dangly bits missing and thus promptly fired me from AmigaInc.
Unfortunately I don't have quite enough time on my hands as I tend to sleep for 3 hours during any 24 hour period, but the doctors are working on this and hopefully soon I shall be able to stay awake 24 hours a day and post even more of my invaluable knowledge and wisdom here on all things Amiga and totally non Amiga (or even non reality) that I have learned during my short 700 odd year exile on this lovely wee green planet of yours.
In closing I would just like to thank my Mum my Dad my ex-wife, my daughter, the cat, the dog, the budgie, old Mrs Johnston from across the street, the milkman, the paper boy, the old smelly tramp who hang around outside my local off-licence, the Natagubi Tribe of the small invisible island just off the coast of south Malaysia and of course all those lovely members here at Amiga.org who have taken their time to vote for me here and laud me with such admirable and glowing comments.
I thank you all from the bottom of my bottom and can only say in closing... watch out... your all now fully fledged members of my hit list... :uzi:
Once again I thang you, thang you very much...
(PS: Oooh... Kesa I'll get you for this one, don't know where don't know when but I'll have you for this one my dear melon wearing chap...
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(PPS: I prefer the term 'Bamstick' myself rather than 'Nutter'...
(PPPS: I shall be mostly posting here today from the comfort of my Lavvy Pan, as I have a bad dose of the scoots and am currently stuck in the loo right now as I post... apologies for the smell in advance...) :roflmao:
