I have some double sided 32 mb bricks i hoped worked, but i've since pulled every brick from every old pc from miles around ^^
But that the memory controller is bust is what i "hope" is wrong too, if its the ppc its gonna be hellish.
No, it wasnt JJB, but i sent him an email yesterday, and its going to France asap, hopefully.
I noticed that the chip to the far right ( MACH231SP-15YC ) above the 0-1 bank gets frigging hot tho, so I've done some radical fan mods and just placed it over there, which seems to work.