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Phallic logo awards
« on: May 21, 2007, 10:23:31 AM »
In a shocking result, the Phallic logo awards are won by the Brazilian Institute for Oriental Studies.
There was stiff competition but the judges obviously  made the right choice.
Well done.

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Re: Phallic logo awards
« Reply #1 on: May 21, 2007, 11:33:07 AM »
Hehe, thanks Blob.  Didn't know you were a closet b3tan?

I thought the Atherton Car Centre was a clear winner though.
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Re: Phallic logo awards
« Reply #2 on: May 21, 2007, 03:04:15 PM »
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In a shocking result, the Phallic logo awards are won by the Brazilian Institute for Oriental Studies.

:lol:

Glad I wasn't drinking my coffee when I saw that one.  Definitely the best one there.
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Re: Phallic logo awards
« Reply #3 on: May 22, 2007, 02:16:33 AM »
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In a shocking result, the Phallic logo awards are won by the Brazilian Institute for Oriental Studies.
There was stiff competition but the judges obviously  made the right choice.
Well done.

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Prince's phallic guitar from Super Bowl XXX halftime show broadcast
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Re: Phallic logo awards
« Reply #4 on: May 22, 2007, 07:19:57 AM »
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There was stiff competition

I bet.

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Re: Phallic logo awards
« Reply #5 on: May 22, 2007, 01:05:45 PM »
@Metalman
From one of the complaints regarding that show:

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I would prefer not to have showed it to my 4 children who love football. One of them has hoped to be a quarterback and now he will turn out gay. I am actually considering to check him for HIV


:roll:

Is he serious?

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Re: Phallic logo awards
« Reply #6 on: May 22, 2007, 01:08:25 PM »
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It was obscene to show Prince, a HOMOSEXUAL person.....


What does that have to do with what he was doing? I haven't actually seen the footage but the way it was described he was simulating masturbation with his guitar. Last time I checked masturbation was not an exclusively gay activity.

I find it amazing that people can be so ignorant...

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Re: Phallic logo awards
« Reply #7 on: May 22, 2007, 02:07:48 PM »
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metalman wrote:
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blobrana wrote:
In a shocking result, the Phallic logo awards are won by the Brazilian Institute for Oriental Studies.
There was stiff competition but the judges obviously  made the right choice.
Well done.

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Prince's phallic guitar from Super Bowl XXX halftime show broadcast
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Re: Phallic logo awards
« Reply #8 on: May 22, 2007, 02:19:22 PM »
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metalman wrote:
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blobrana wrote:
In a shocking result, the Phallic logo awards are won by the Brazilian Institute for Oriental Studies.
There was stiff competition but the judges obviously  made the right choice.
Well done.

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Prince's phallic guitar from Super Bowl XXX halftime show broadcast



My penis looks nothing like that guitar, should i see a doctor?
 

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Re: Phallic logo awards
« Reply #9 on: May 22, 2007, 04:26:49 PM »
[blackadder]

I find this particularly ironic, I have a thinkly that looks exactly like a turnip (sic, actually meant to be a parsnip but Ben Elton couldn't tell the difference)

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Let's take the ultra-right wing out of the equation and continue to guffaw at knob-shaped iconography.

Chortle.

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Re: Phallic logo awards
« Reply #10 on: May 22, 2007, 05:10:31 PM »
Prince, btw, is not a "HOMOSEXUAL". per sa.

of course, some "inbred" americans might think so. after all, he wears dem funny clothes. he's gotta be queer.  :roll:
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Re: Phallic logo awards
« Reply #11 on: May 22, 2007, 09:02:52 PM »
@blobrana

:roflmao:

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Re: Phallic logo awards
« Reply #12 on: May 22, 2007, 09:03:57 PM »
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Turambar wrote:

My penis looks nothing like that guitar, should i see a doctor?


Neither of my guitars look anything like penises! Where do I turn for help and advice?
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Re: Phallic logo awards
« Reply #13 on: May 23, 2007, 06:13:21 AM »
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From one of the complaints regarding that show:

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I would prefer not to have showed it to my 4 children who love football. One of them has hoped to be a quarterback and now he will turn out gay. I am actually considering to check him for HIV


:roll:

Is he serious?

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Re: Phallic logo awards
« Reply #14 on: May 23, 2007, 06:27:07 AM »
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Turambar wrote:

My penis looks nothing like that guitar, should i see a doctor?


Neither of my guitars look anything like penises! Where do I turn for help and advice?


ALL electric guitars as wielded by rock musicians are phallic symbols.

If you don't want "phallic connotations" during the super bowl, then don't hire Prince as half-time entertainment

On Prince's "Purple Rain" tour in the mid `80s, he performed with a guitar that would ejaculate, squirting water out of its end during the climax of "Let's Go Crazy."

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