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Offline metalman

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Re: Phallic logo awards
« Reply #14 from previous page: May 23, 2007, 06:27:07 AM »
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Turambar wrote:

My penis looks nothing like that guitar, should i see a doctor?


Neither of my guitars look anything like penises! Where do I turn for help and advice?


ALL electric guitars as wielded by rock musicians are phallic symbols.

If you don't want "phallic connotations" during the super bowl, then don't hire Prince as half-time entertainment

On Prince's "Purple Rain" tour in the mid `80s, he performed with a guitar that would ejaculate, squirting water out of its end during the climax of "Let's Go Crazy."

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Re: Phallic logo awards
« Reply #15 on: May 23, 2007, 09:33:49 PM »
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Neither of my guitars look anything like penises! Where do I turn for help and advice?


I guess you could buy a Wangcaster
Brings a whole new meaning to 'tuning head' ;)
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Re: Phallic logo awards
« Reply #16 on: May 24, 2007, 06:58:51 AM »
That guitar looks perfect for glissandi...

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Re: Phallic logo awards
« Reply #17 on: May 24, 2007, 08:33:32 PM »
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metalman wrote:
On Prince's "Purple Rain" tour in the mid `80s, he performed with a guitar that would ejaculate, squirting water out of its end during the climax of "Let's Go Crazy."

Don't GWAR do that at every concert?
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