So he scores all this extremely rare and exotic (and expen$ive!!) hardware -- stuff like high spec A4000 Towers, G-Rexx PCI expansions, Phase5 Cyberstorm boards, GVP 060 turbo boards, original Amiga Multisync monitors, ultra-rare 15KHZ-capable VGA monitors, DKB memory boards, Toasters, Flyers, Picasso IVs, Zorro SCSI II cards, and who knows what else...
Thats quite a feat, to have arranged a steady supply of the very same hardware pieces that NO ONE else in the world can find. Anywhere. For any price! So he just hooked up with the local Salvation Army and, just like that, hit paydirt! Even better, "the charities give the stuff away"?? Ya, right!
Either he's just that much smarter than the rest of us or he's a total freak'n moron for thinking anyone would believe such sh1t. Me thinks the latter.
