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Offline metalman

"Men are from Mars, Women from Venus"
« on: January 14, 2007, 05:49:39 AM »
You know the phrase "Men are from Mars, Women from Venus"?
 Well, here's an "old joke" example:

Tandem Writing Assignment

At least you can still buy them beer!

Beer for your Girlfriends and wives

A problem is that other things grow too!
:-P
Lan astaslem
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Offline X-ray

Re: "Men are from Mars, Women from Venus"
« Reply #1 on: January 14, 2007, 11:07:42 AM »
Hehe

Well, they have proved that beer contains oestrogen.
Yes.
When 100 men were given beer before a driving test, it was discovered that they started to drive like women  :-P
 

Offline metalman

Re: "Men are from Mars, Women from Venus"
« Reply #2 on: January 15, 2007, 01:56:35 AM »
Male vs Female Dictionaries:

WANTS AND NEEDS:
female: The delicate balance of emotional, physical and psychological longing one seeks to have fulfilled in a relationship.
male: Food, sex and beer!

VULNERABLE:
female: Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
male: Playing baseball without a cup.

COMMUNICATION:
female: The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
male: Leaving a grocery list just before taking off on a fishing trip with the guys.

COMMITMENT:
female: A desire to get married and raise a family.
male: Not getting caught looking at other women while out with one's girlfriend.  


 
Lan astaslem
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Offline Agafaster

Re: "Men are from Mars, Women from Venus"
« Reply #3 on: January 16, 2007, 02:28:00 PM »
Quote
Playing baseball without a cup


Translation:
Playing Cricket without a box.
\\"New Bruce here will be teaching Machiavelli, Bentham, Locke, Hobbes, Sutcliffe, Bradman, Lindwall, Miller, Hassett and Benaud.\\"
\\"Those are all cricketers, Bruce !\\"
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Offline Speelgoedmannetje

Re: "Men are from Mars, Women from Venus"
« Reply #4 on: January 16, 2007, 07:16:03 PM »
And I'm from earth :lol:
And the canary said: \'chirp\'
 

Offline mel_zoom

Re: "Men are from Mars, Women from Venus"
« Reply #5 on: January 21, 2007, 10:32:02 PM »
X-Ray:

"When 100 men were given beer before a driving test, it was discovered that they started to drive like women"

Just keep telling yourself that...
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Offline CannonFodder

Re: "Men are from Mars, Women from Venus"
« Reply #6 on: January 21, 2007, 10:38:59 PM »
Quote

mel_zoom wrote:
X-Ray:

"When 100 men were given beer before a driving test, it was discovered that they started to drive like women"

Just keep telling yourself that...


All women are crap at driving.  But then again, so are all men.
People are hostile to what they do not understand - Imam Ali ibn Abi Talib(AS)
 

Offline X-ray

Re: "Men are from Mars, Women from Venus"
« Reply #7 on: January 21, 2007, 11:23:29 PM »
@ Mel

"...Just keep telling yourself that..."
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Should I tell myself that with or without the emoticon?
 

Offline mel_zoom

Re: "Men are from Mars, Women from Venus"
« Reply #8 on: January 21, 2007, 11:36:24 PM »
X-Ray:

If I made a derogatory generalisation based on a racist cliche and appended a "smilie" it would not be OK.

So why is it ok if its a sexist cliche?
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Offline X-ray

Re: "Men are from Mars, Women from Venus"
« Reply #9 on: January 22, 2007, 12:13:32 AM »
Mel, it was a joke.
You will find that I have a very good attitude towards women generally and it is in your best interest to find out something about me before slagging me off.
If you want to get even then you can post a similar joke, I can take it.
You've been here for a grand total of 5 days and you've got 10 posts, yet you feel inclined to pull me up on that?
I suggest you lighten up a bit.
 

Offline CannonFodder

Re: "Men are from Mars, Women from Venus"
« Reply #10 on: January 22, 2007, 12:21:18 AM »
Quote

mel_zoom wrote:
X-Ray:

If I made a derogatory generalisation based on a racist cliche and appended a "smilie" it would not be OK.

So why is it ok if its a sexist cliche?


But it's true. ;-)
People are hostile to what they do not understand - Imam Ali ibn Abi Talib(AS)
 

Offline mel_zoom

Re: "Men are from Mars, Women from Venus"
« Reply #11 on: January 22, 2007, 12:23:40 AM »
X-Ray:

Typical male response: Dont get mad, get even. No wonder the world is in such a mess...







:-P
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Offline ZeBeeDee

Re: "Men are from Mars, Women from Venus"
« Reply #12 on: January 22, 2007, 01:28:34 AM »
@ mel_zoom & x-ray

Would you two please take neutral corners and lets have a nice clean fight.

No kicking, biting, scratching, low blows etc.

:laughing:

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Offline metalman

Re: "Men are from Mars, Women from Venus"
« Reply #13 on: January 22, 2007, 04:10:05 AM »
@mel_zoom

Welcome to the coffee house![/b]



@x-ray & Mel_zoom

Your exchange reads like the   Tandem Writing Assignment  :-P


A Tale of Two Cities
by Dickens, xray, & Mel_zoom

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair, we were all going direct to Heaven, we were all going direct to hell"...

When 100 men were given beer before a driving test, it was discovered that they started to drive like women.
 
Just keep telling yourself that...

Should I tell myself that with or without the emoticon?

If I made a derogatory generalisation based on a racist cliche and appended a "smilie" it would not be OK.  So why is it ok if its a sexist cliche?

It was a joke. You've been here for a grand total of 5 days  yet you feel inclined to pull me up on that? I suggest you lighten up a bit.

Typical male response: Dont get mad, get even. No wonder the world is in such a mess...

... "It was the best cure for headache, it infallibly prevented the hair from turning grey, it imparted a particular delicacy to the complexion, it was the National Razor which shaved close: who kissed La Guillotine, looked through the little window and sneezed into the sack." And off her head comes! Now, a child. Tickle, tickle; Pickle, pickle! And off its head comes!'"
... ?

Lan astaslem
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Offline metalman

Re: "Men are from Mars, Women from Venus"
« Reply #14 on: January 22, 2007, 05:56:01 AM »
@X-ray

Understanding "Women"

 :lol:
Lan astaslem
The Peacemaker