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Re: Voices of a.org
« Reply #194 from previous page: February 02, 2007, 07:58:27 PM »
@X-Ray

You were warned :-P
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Re: Voices of a.org
« Reply #195 on: February 02, 2007, 08:19:22 PM »
What do I have to fear from a man who lives in a VW camper-van?  :-P

Hey you just reminded me of something. I picked up a copy of the free newspaper "South African" at the local Nandos today on my way back from work.
There is a mini-review of the new film "Blood Diamond" in it.
Of course, Di Caprio's attempt at a South African accent didn't go down well with the reviewer, who described it as somewhere between a Jamaican and broad Australian accent. They commended him on at least being consistent though.

Here's the top five list (according to the paper) of worst attempts to emulate a South African accent on film:

1) Pete Postlethwaite in The Constant Gardener. It was described as Afrikaans-Cockney.

2) Joss Ackland in Lethal Weapon 2. All they said was he should have been ejected off set. I wouldn't put him at number 2, but it was obviously an over-rehearsed attempt to emulate an Afrikaans accent.

3) Daniel Craig in Munich. He rolled the R wrong, and veered between Australian and Irish.

4) Val Kilmer in The Saint. (Actually I didn't think it was that bad an attempt).

5) Richard Roxburgh in Mission Impossible. He changed accents mid-sentence from fake US to fake SA.
 

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Re: Voices of a.org
« Reply #196 on: February 02, 2007, 08:21:07 PM »
I'm happy to leave it there until you provide a genuine sample.
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Re: Voices of a.org
« Reply #197 on: February 02, 2007, 08:24:17 PM »
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What do I have to fear from a man who lives in a VW camper-van?


Well, if he came from a Texan town on the Rio Grande, the blacked-out interior of his camper van festooned by strangely soiled copies of "Guns and Ammo" magazine hoarded amidst a collection of hand weapons, firearms and various hate material, quite a bit I imagine...

Luckily I don't fit that profile and neither do I live in a camper van.
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Re: Voices of a.org
« Reply #198 on: February 02, 2007, 08:29:52 PM »
"...I'm happy to leave it there until you provide a genuine sample..."
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:-o
That sounds EXACTLY like me!!
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Re: Voices of a.org
« Reply #199 on: February 02, 2007, 08:30:21 PM »
 :-D
 

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Re: Voices of a.org
« Reply #200 on: February 02, 2007, 08:31:13 PM »
Ok now that my sample is uploaded, I expect all you other fukkas to contribute.
 

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Re: Voices of a.org
« Reply #201 on: February 02, 2007, 08:39:20 PM »
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That sounds EXACTLY like me!!


Joss Ackland or Danny Glover?
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Re: Voices of a.org
« Reply #202 on: February 02, 2007, 09:33:41 PM »
Neither.
I am talking about the sound in between, the one that emulates the effects of a large meal comprised of brussels sprouts, lentils, butter beans and cabbage  ;-)
 

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Re: Voices of a.org
« Reply #203 on: February 02, 2007, 09:48:25 PM »
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Neither.
I am talking about the sound in between, the one that emulates the effects of a large meal comprised of brussels sprouts, lentils, butter beans and cabbage  ;-)


Ah, whilst driving single-handedly in the townships, you mean?

*ducks*
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Re: Voices of a.org
« Reply #204 on: February 02, 2007, 09:57:01 PM »
You mean drive-by farting ?

Don't need a car for that  :lol:
 

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Re: Voices of a.org
« Reply #205 on: February 02, 2007, 11:31:07 PM »
After all that fibre, wouldn't it be more like a shotgun blast?
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Re: Voices of a.org
« Reply #206 on: February 03, 2007, 12:45:24 AM »
Adz:

Sent! I have to tell you though - its all the phones fault!
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Re: Voices of a.org
« Reply #207 on: February 03, 2007, 01:02:16 AM »
@NFM & Mel_zoom

Thank you, will have them uploaded soon.


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You are in for a tasty treat my dear friend, once I've finished the sound capture of the Goodies episode entitled...."South Africa" :roflmao:
 

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Re: Voices of a.org
« Reply #208 on: February 03, 2007, 02:32:29 AM »
Aaaah, so it's that_poonk_guy. Had it wrong all along  :-D.

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Re: Voices of a.org
« Reply #209 on: February 03, 2007, 07:28:01 AM »
My accent has become increasingly gutteral since moving back to Yorkshire. :-D
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