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Oh Lordy, what now?
« on: November 06, 2006, 02:02:22 PM »
Ever had one of those weeks?  

I had a job interview booked for today - my first interview in fact.  

I made sure I swotted up on the company I was meant to see and also ensured I knew exactly where I was going.  I also took a few minutes to check the company brochures and list some question to ask...  

Last night I'm ironing my interview suit when all of a sudden "bang!", my steam iron expires dramatically in my hand with a spark and a burning smell.  Dammit! I really can't afford to fork out for a new steam iron right now...

And then to cap it all off, I got to the railway station to pay for my ticket when lo and behold my bank card is missing from my wallet.  Now I've had a bank card for fifteen years and never had a problem before.  So why, oh why does the card decide to go AWOL today - a one in 5,478 chance....

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Re: Oh Lordy, what now?
« Reply #1 on: November 06, 2006, 02:17:10 PM »
Yes
:-(

and at the end one of those weeks, in a very bad moment I went to a bar for a drink. And I drank way too much. And I ended up having a one-night-stand with a 'who are you'-moment in the morning....
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Re: Oh Lordy, what now?
« Reply #2 on: November 06, 2006, 02:32:11 PM »
Oh Jeez, that's awful speel!

What's the accepted ettiquette in such a moment?  

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Re: Oh Lordy, what now?
« Reply #3 on: November 06, 2006, 02:41:37 PM »
Being veeeery honest in a kind, respectfull way.
(Kinda hard to talk to someone without
calling his name with a hangover)

And offer a good breakfast of course :-)
(He was far from bad, btw.)
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Re: Oh Lordy, what now?
« Reply #4 on: November 06, 2006, 02:44:47 PM »
But ahem, you could actually do the job interview?
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Re: Oh Lordy, what now?
« Reply #5 on: November 06, 2006, 02:49:11 PM »
Thanks speel, you're a true gent - you've cheered me up!

On the rare occasions where I've woken up next to a random, I've always been able to recall the sequence of events that led me to their boudoir in the first instance.

However, at some point the Katie Melua/Ronni Ancona (is it just me or is la Ancona damn lovely?) lookalike who'd been kind enough to take me home for the night is adbucted and then replaced with Cherie Blair.

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Re: Oh Lordy, what now?
« Reply #6 on: November 06, 2006, 03:01:26 PM »
The interview has been rescheduled for tomorrow, but I feel like a total gimp for having to ask to reschedule thanks to my own lack of organisation.  

The Gods of Good Fortune seem to be taking much delight in bending over and flatulating in my face right now.  A few weeks back I was out on my bike and managed to find the only nail on a six feet wide track and trudge home in the only instance of torrential rain we had all summer.
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Re: Oh Lordy, what now?
« Reply #7 on: November 06, 2006, 03:02:04 PM »
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However, at some point the Katie Melua/Ronni Ancona (is it just me or is la Ancona damn lovely?) lookalike who'd been kind enough to take me home for the night is adbucted and then replaced with Cherie Blair.

:lol:
Oh dear..
The only thing I remember of him that evening, is that he drank only non-alcoholic softdrinks. (he must have been up to it)
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Re: Oh Lordy, what now?
« Reply #8 on: November 06, 2006, 03:04:27 PM »
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The interview has been rescheduled for tomorrow, but I feel like a total gimp for having to ask to reschedule thanks to my own lack of organisation.  

The Gods of Good Fortune seem to be taking much delight in bending over and flatulating in my face right now.  A few weeks back I was out on my bike and managed to find the only nail on a six feet wide track and trudge home in the only instance of torrential rain we had all summer.
Well, 'tis now a time of getting grip on every straw there is. Just know that good times are ahead. As always :-)
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Re: Oh Lordy, what now?
« Reply #9 on: November 06, 2006, 03:06:43 PM »
@ PMC

That's rotten luck, man.
Hope you managed to get some bucks from home quickly and then maybe get a taxi to the interview. Edit: oh it is rescheduled.

I went for an interview a few weeks back and part of the interview process was I had to do a 10 minute Powerpoint presentation on what I perceived as the immediate plan for the organisation and its new computer system.

I spent two weeks raytracing some fancy animations of the organisation's logo, and also making some really good pictures for transitions. In the end I had quite a good presentation.
So off I went merrily to the interview and there they had a laptop for me to give the presentation on. I transfered the files and started the thing. Everything was nice...initially. There were oohs and aahs as the logo appeared in three pieces and came spinning together in the middle of the screen.
Next animation: was stretched so that only half of it could be seen. Yep, only half the graphics and half the text. It looked so fuc*en stupid.
I turned to the boss-man and said "Hmmm, it plays okay on my setup, I don't know what's going on."
So he looks at the boss-lady and the boss-lady looks at him, and then at me and then at the screen where it was being projected, but doesn't say anything. The boss-man looks at me and then at the screen and then at the laptop. He doesn't say anything. Then after a pause he says "just carry on the best you can."

Nice, eh? That feels reeeaaalll good.
Thankfully most of the other animations were okay, but I don't relish the thought of that happening again.

A mate of mine was in an even worse position at the beginning of the year. He was presenting a brand-new X-ray archive system at a conference in Belfast. All the hospital CEOs, IT managers and healthcare bigwigs from Belfast and beyond were there. This system was on a billion pound contract and this was an ice-breaking demonstration for my mate.

Sooo, what happens? Well first of all they introduced him as Doctor Jones (not his real surname). Well he isn't a doctor, so that was a bit of a surprise to him. When he started the presentation on the live system he had there, the company logo (the vendor's logo) appeared and my mate said "Here at Company X, we always strive for reliability and solutions that have a proven track record. And that's why we are pleased to introduced Product X which is an advanced and rewritten implementation of Product Y which is installed in the majority of London hospitals today."

And as he said that the demo system crashed. An error message came up directly underneath his company's logo and he couldn't get rid of it. All these professors and CEOs were turning to one another with raised eyebrows. The dude who had introduced him was very sympathetic and begged the audience's patience, saying that Dr Jones had a technical problem and would surely have it fixed soon.
Unfortunately he couldn't fix it and had to step down  :oops:

His company went ahead with the installation but he tells me he felt quite bad at that point and wouldn't wish it on anyone.
I had a very bad experience even worse than this one, but I refuse to mention it here  :sealed:

All you need to know is you are not alone when there is a big screw-up  :lol:
 

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Re: Oh Lordy, what now?
« Reply #10 on: November 06, 2006, 03:09:34 PM »
Haha!  So he was the one who took advantage of your inebriated state and led you astray?  And you cooked him breakfast?
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Re: Oh Lordy, what now?
« Reply #11 on: November 06, 2006, 03:11:36 PM »
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Haha!  So he was the one who took advantage of your inebriated state and led you astray?  And you cooked him breakfast?
I think we mutually took advantage of each other :lol:
(he was *quite* yummy; also next morning)

(btw we do not cook breakfast here in nl)
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Re: Oh Lordy, what now?
« Reply #12 on: November 06, 2006, 03:14:52 PM »
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All you need to know is you are not alone when there is a big screw-up  :lol:


Indeed I wasn't last time I woke up next to Cherie Blair.  I think that something in the beer made me fall through a rip in space/time, on the occasions when I fell out of the pretty girl's bed and rematerialised next to the Hippocrocapig.

My condolences on your IT issues though, thanks for helping put stuff into perspective!
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Re: Oh Lordy, what now?
« Reply #13 on: November 06, 2006, 03:19:15 PM »
I'm going to read the stuff of X-Ray later,
Going home now...

Well, PMC, good luck with the interview.

I got one too next wednesday.  Btw. Why do everyone wants to have appointments on wednesday? :-? This whole week I do not have appointments and wednesday I have at least three very tough appointments....
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Re: Oh Lordy, what now?
« Reply #14 on: November 06, 2006, 03:28:29 PM »
Thanks for your kind thoughts speel, good luck with next Wednesday BTW...
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