Paris Hilton, Bentley and Burger

X-ray wrote:
@ mdma

"..brown nose.."
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Nah, for real brown-nosing see my reply to x56h34  :-D


@ x56h34

"..You have seen only one picture of blobrana.."
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Well, with quality like that, one picture is enough...

:roflmao:

X-ray wrote:
I shall now compose an ode....

In Deutsche or Afrikaans? ;-)

[Doobrey]

Cymric wrote:
Okay, so we all know 'Hot or Not', right? What would you rate Ms Hilton at? I would go for something between 6 and 7.

I wouldn't even give her one [pun intended].
That burger looks more appealing to me..

Doobrey wrote:

Cymric wrote:
Okay, so we all know 'Hot or Not', right? What would you rate Ms Hilton at? I would go for something between 6 and 7.

I wouldn't even give her one [pun intended].
That burger looks more appealing to me..

You'd SHAG a burger!?!?! :-o

I agree that she's nothing special, but she's obviously a graduate of the Donald Trump school of self-promotion, and I would guess she's at the top of the class.

I *can* see why that commercial ended up banned on US Television though.

Wayne

[X-ray]

She's a simply gorgeous creature
A fact no man dare deny
I can't pick my favourite feature
It would be foolhardy to try.

Her beauty has no pattern
She has a certain grace
Her presence is like satin
She has a perfect face.

She's a precious little honey
She oozes elegance
She'll not be swayed by money
Or gift-laden romance.

There's a certain kind of mystery
A definite allure
An unfathomable history
A lady so demure.

This angel is exclusive
From her head down to her feet
She's mysterious and elusive
And we're destined not to meet.

But I'll not immerse in sorrow
or seek solace in my rum
I'll be rational tomorrow
And focus only on her 'hum'



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Edit: this homostrophic ode may have a short life span  ;-)

[Cymric]

Nice poem. But is it meant for Paris or Blobrana? Or perhaps another female member of A.org :-)?

[odin]

mdma wrote:
You'd SHAG a burger!?!?! :-o

Foodfetishist?

[whabang]

Paris Hilton is as sexy as a traffic accident! :lol:
I can't understand the fascination many guys seem to have for skinny chicks. I like curves.

[Doobrey]

whabang wrote:
I can't understand the fascination many guys seem to have for skinny chicks. I like curves.

Exactly my point.. there's more meat on that burger than on her scrawny skeleton.

whabang wrote:
Paris Hilton is as sexy as a traffic accident! :lol:
I can't understand the fascination many guys seem to have for skinny chicks. I like curves.

Blokes who like skinny scrawny women are repressed homosexuals.  These girls have the same body shape as a young boy.

Why else are all catwalk fashion designers gay men?

[PMC]

X-ray wrote:
Well I can't attach a number to this, but I can say that, for instance, our very own Blobzie is more attractive than Paris. Numbers can be very dangerous I think.

Agreed.  You've got the added Blobrana Bonus of being able to have a conversation with her that won't revolve around shoes and I doubt that Ms Hilton is quite as adept at Quake.  

[X-ray]

@ PMC

You're right, sir. In fact the more I think about it, I realise that Blobzie will be a very fine catch for someone.

[Karlos]

Being as objective as possible, only the car was nice.

Paris Hilton I would not touch with someone elses' barge poll and the burger, which presently looks OK (no lunch today), is also not a patch on a nice home cooked meal :-)

-edit-

Oh yeah, and she does a fricking lousy job cleaning the car too.

[Karlos]

mdma wrote:

Doobrey wrote:

I wouldn't even give her one [pun intended].
That burger looks more appealing to me..

You'd SHAG a burger!?!?! :-o

ROFLMAO!

Not since the Vagas days of Elvis has a love of burgers been taken that far :lol:

[odin]

Adds a whole new meaning to the Krustyburger.