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Paris Hilton, Bentley and Burger
« on: May 25, 2005, 04:47:10 PM »
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Re: Paris Hilton, Bentley and Burger
« Reply #1 on: May 25, 2005, 05:13:21 PM »
I fail to see the connection between a skinny and not that attractive blonde with a bank statement higher than Mt. Everest doing a soft-core car wash, and her eating a triple-sized burger which will completely ruin her figure and diet. In fact, I switched off the commercial once she got to the munching part. That lacked any eroticism whatsoever: it was in fact quite disgusting.

(And surprising as it may seem: no, I have not seen the infamous Paris does Whomever tape. This was my first ... erm, how to phrase this... 'encounter' shall we say with the phenomenon that is Paris Hilton. I suppose Daddy's Little Rich Girl really has too much money to care about image, reputation and what-not. Yuck.)
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Re: Paris Hilton, Bentley and Burger
« Reply #2 on: May 25, 2005, 05:49:00 PM »
I have to agree.  I find Ms Hilton about as sexy as picking my nose.

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Re: Paris Hilton, Bentley and Burger
« Reply #3 on: May 25, 2005, 05:51:26 PM »
Cheap meat....
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Re: Paris Hilton, Bentley and Burger
« Reply #4 on: May 25, 2005, 06:01:08 PM »
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I have to agree.  I find Ms Hilton about as sexy as picking my nose.


You must have some kind of disease if you find things as disgusting as her in your nose :lol:
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Re: Paris Hilton, Bentley and Burger
« Reply #5 on: May 25, 2005, 06:10:11 PM »
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I have to agree.  I find Ms Hilton about as sexy as picking my nose.



I'd still give her one.  I don't fancy her, but think of the money the sunday papers would pay for the story! ;-)
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Re: Paris Hilton, Bentley and Burger
« Reply #6 on: May 25, 2005, 06:42:04 PM »
She is sexy and somewhat good looking. There's no doubt about that, however her looks are way too over-rated. I'd rate her as just your regular above average good looking chick (the type that you could see on the street any day) and nothing more than that. :-) There's nothing stunning about her both mentally and phisically, and she definitely does not deserve any attention whatsoever.
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Re: Paris Hilton, Bentley and Burger
« Reply #7 on: May 25, 2005, 07:09:19 PM »
Ja, Paris is certainly not an ugly woman but she lacks that certain little spark that some ladies (with less money and less fame) have.
As for the ad, it is crap because all I took away from it is that a Bentley is a hell of a nice car. Not enough frames were dedicated to the burger and Paris doesn't really have the arse for bending over in front of a camera: it's far too bony. Perhaps she could eat at least two of those burgers every meal time and come back to reshoot that part later. However, I wouldn't call the police if I got back from work and found her in my room making herself some coffee. :-P
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Re: Paris Hilton, Bentley and Burger
« Reply #8 on: May 25, 2005, 07:23:46 PM »
Okay, so we all know 'Hot or Not', right? What would you rate Ms Hilton at? I would go for something between 6 and 7.
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Re: Paris Hilton, Bentley and Burger
« Reply #9 on: May 25, 2005, 07:29:31 PM »
Well I can't attach a number to this, but I can say that, for instance, our very own Blobzie is more attractive than Paris. Numbers can be very dangerous I think.
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Re: Paris Hilton, Bentley and Burger
« Reply #10 on: May 25, 2005, 07:34:49 PM »
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Well I can't attach a number to this, but I can say that, for instance, our very own Blobzie is more attractive than Paris. Numbers can be very dangerous I think.


Brown nose! :-P
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Re: Paris Hilton, Bentley and Burger
« Reply #11 on: May 25, 2005, 07:54:14 PM »
@X-ray:

What exactly would you base this comparison on? You have seen only one picture of blobrana (and might I add, not a very revealing one while we're at it). :-)
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Re: Paris Hilton, Bentley and Burger
« Reply #12 on: May 25, 2005, 08:00:17 PM »
@ mdma

"..brown nose.."
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Nah, for real brown-nosing see my reply to x56h34  :-D


@ x56h34

"..You have seen only one picture of blobrana.."
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Well, with quality like that, one picture is enough...
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Re: Paris Hilton, Bentley and Burger
« Reply #13 on: May 25, 2005, 08:02:13 PM »
I shall now compose an ode....
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Re: Paris Hilton, Bentley and Burger
« Reply #14 on: May 25, 2005, 08:08:55 PM »
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@ mdma

"..brown nose.."
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Nah, for real brown-nosing see my reply to x56h34  :-D


@ x56h34

"..You have seen only one picture of blobrana.."
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Well, with quality like that, one picture is enough...


:roflmao:
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