Three Wall Street millionaires are all on a plane leaving the U.S.
One says, "I'm going to throw a check for $100,000 out the window and make one family happy." And he throws the check out the window.
The second says, "I'm going to throw two checks for $75,000 out the window and make two families happy." And he throws the two checks out the window.
The third millionaire says, "I'm going to throw three checks for $60,000 out the window and make three families happy." And he throws the three checks out the window.
Then the pilot turns around and says, "Why don't all three of you jump out the window and make all of the U.S. happy?"