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Re: EMINEM
« Reply #194 on: April 01, 2003, 05:06:27 PM »
Hi Wilse,

:lol:

Man, I thought nobody was reading this thread anymore except Venkman and Vincent :-)
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Re: EMINEM
« Reply #195 on: April 02, 2003, 12:40:59 AM »
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Karlos wrote:
Hi Wilse,

:lol:

Man, I thought nobody was reading this thread anymore except Venkman and Vincent :-)


Same here! :-D

This thread is now read by 4 people :-D
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Re: EMINEM
« Reply #196 on: April 02, 2003, 10:01:57 AM »
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Vincent wrote:

This thread is now read by 4 people :-D


Bah! And there was me thinking we were gonna be immortalized as a.orgs' 3 stooges!

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Re: EMINEM
« Reply #197 on: April 02, 2003, 12:10:49 PM »
"Man, I thought nobody was reading this thread anymore except Venkman and Vincent "

Well no it's just that the rest of us can't make up any
decent*cough cough* jokes so we prefer to stay on the sidelines.

Keep up the good work btw :-)
 

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Re: EMINEM
« Reply #198 on: April 02, 2003, 12:12:55 PM »
Thanx :-D
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Re: EMINEM
« Reply #199 on: April 02, 2003, 02:15:14 PM »
I am laughing so hard it hurts :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :roflmao:  :roflmao:  :roflmao:  :roflmao:  :roflmao:
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Re: EMINEM
« Reply #200 on: April 02, 2003, 02:18:21 PM »
Haway man! Ah' y' tekkin the mickey? :-)
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Re: EMINEM
« Reply #201 on: April 02, 2003, 02:21:25 PM »

A little boy asks his father, "Daddy, is God a man or a woman?"

"Both son. God is both."

After a while the boy returns

"Daddy, is God black or white?"

"Both son, both."

The child returns a few minutes later...

"So, Daddy, is God Michael Jackson?"

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Re: EMINEM
« Reply #202 on: April 02, 2003, 04:55:20 PM »
Now, that's a groaner :-P
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Re: EMINEM
« Reply #203 on: April 02, 2003, 08:29:53 PM »
No like?

Try this one

An Eskimo decided to go seal hunting one morning. After he had sorted out the  gear for his journey, he set out over the frozen ice to his favourite hunting ground.

About halfway there, his snowmobile started to run badly and make grinding noises. After a while, it was clear the thing was headed for a breakdown. So he turned around and headed back to his village.

With an impeccable sense of timing, just as he pulled up to the local mechanic, his snowmobile died.

He went inside and spoke to the mechanic explaining what happened. The mechanic, needing to take look and see what the problem was, followed the Eskimo outside to the snowmobile.

He raised the hood and began to examine the engine. After a few minutes, the mechanic looked up at the hunter.

“I think  you've blown a seal.”

"Nope, those are just icicles on my mustache.”

:-P
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Re: EMINEM
« Reply #204 on: April 02, 2003, 09:18:25 PM »
This cookie allegedly came up in organiser...

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.  

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Re: EMINEM
« Reply #205 on: April 02, 2003, 09:24:19 PM »
Nope?

Slightly rude...

A guy goes to his opticians for an examination. They start talking as the optician is examing his eyes. In the middle of their conversation, the doctor casually says, "You need to stop masturbating."

"Why Doc? Am I going blind?"

"No, but you're upsetting the other patients in the waiting room."

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Re: EMINEM
« Reply #206 on: April 03, 2003, 12:32:31 AM »
A drunken bloke, reeking of beer sat down on a undeground tube station seat next to a rather sour faced priest. The man's shirt was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket. He opened his newspaper and began reading.

After a few minutes the man turned to the priest and asked, "Say, Father, what causes arthritis?"

"My Son, it's caused by loose living, being with cheap, wicked women, too much alcohol and a contempt for your fellow man, sleeping around with prostitutes and lack of bath."

"Well, I'll be damned," the drunk muttered, returning to his paper.

The priest, thinking about what he had said, nudged the man and apologised.

"I'm very sorry. I didn't mean to come on so strong. How long have you had arthritis?"

"I don't have it, Father. I was just reading here that the Pope does".

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Re: EMINEM
« Reply #207 on: April 03, 2003, 02:42:56 AM »
They're groaners.....

.....except the last one! :lol:
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Re: EMINEM
« Reply #208 on: April 03, 2003, 07:45:48 AM »
C'mon Vincent,

Show me how its done, then :-)
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Re: EMINEM
« Reply #209 from previous page: April 03, 2003, 11:34:54 AM »
wow... definately a few groaners in there...

Just thought I'd post something to let yas all know I'm still alive :-D
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