Crapiest Amiga ever spotted?

[EnyGmaTiK]

Btw... i could throw in a poster of him in the deal.  :lol:

[Piru]

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...rulez :-)

[Hyperspeed]

Laxity sounds a lot like laxative don't it, and we know what laxatives
are designed to do.

:-D :-D

But at least that's a REAL Amiga...

The crappest Amigas in my opinion are as follows:

1. A PC running UAE/Amiga In a Box/Amiga Forever
2. The Walker (A vacuum cleaner?)
3. The Amiga MMC (Looked like a CDTV/Playstation2)

:-) :-) :-D :-)

[B00tDisk]

amigamad wrote:
I have a tidy 4 meg a500 in clean condition and with a good box and no one will even pay 35 pound for it including cost of postage.For what its worth i might as well throw it away to make some room. :-?

I bet some idiot buys that awful looking a500 though i would be ashamed to sell something in that condition i would throw it away . :pissed:

Sigh.  If you lived in the 'states, I'd pay the $75.00 (35 UKP) for it.  

But as it is a PAL model, and would cost about $100 to ship to the 'states...:-/

Hey, find a church or youth organization to donate it to!

[B00tDisk]

I'm auctioning off stupid things Doommaster has posted.  Since I looked at them, and he typed them, bidding starts at $500 a post.

Who's up for it!?

[swift240]

What the F***, and he wants $300.00 for it, get the hell out of here.......

I wouldnt give 300 squirel nuts for it........

[Cyberus]

swift240 wrote:
What the F***, and he wants $300.00 for it, get the hell out of here.......

I wouldnt give 300 squirel nuts for it........

You'd have to castrate a lot of squirrels...

[bloodline]

Cyberus wrote:

swift240 wrote:
What the F***, and he wants $300.00 for it, get the hell out of here.......

I wouldnt give 300 squirel nuts for it........

You'd have to castrate a lot of squirrels...

Nah... only about 150... or so...

[HopperJF]

The seller could have at least cleaned it up first

[laxity]

you should see the state of my amiga 1200!

[Cyberus]

bloodline wrote:

Cyberus wrote:

swift240 wrote:
What the F***, and he wants $300.00 for it, get the hell out of here.......

I wouldnt give 300 squirel nuts for it........

You'd have to castrate a lot of squirrels...

Nah... only about 150... or so...

:lol:
Yeah.

How would you do it though? Put a rubber band around their knackers until they fell off? Besides, I bet they can be vicious f'kers..

[adolescent]

@laxity

:lol:  My first C64 breadbox looked worse than your A500.  I had various bbs numbers, random pokes, and even some hand drawn artwork all over it.  Of course, when downloading at 300 and later 1200 baud, there is plenty of time to doodle.  

[TheMagicM]

you should see the state of my amiga 1200!

LOL!! I've had a few very beat up A500's.. I run into them quite often so if one breaks, I give it the boot and use another.

Good luck on the auction... Were you also in the C64 scene? Cause I remember a few demo's/cracks with 'Laxity' in it.  If so, its cool to actually see you post on AO..very awesome demos also!! I still have quite a bit of C64 stuff on my PC .

[Holley]

I'd want some verification, but if genuine then it'll be worth that to someone.  Yes, I'm one of those that attaches value to memorabilia ...

[Trezzer]

@TheMagicM:

C64 Laxity is another guy. He lives in the same town as Amiga Laxity though. Funny coincidence, no?

@Holley:
What more verification do you need than the guy himself saying "Yes, it's mine, I'm Laxity and I'm selling it" ? :-D

I can attest that it is the genuine Laxity. Especially because I know how much of a light-weight he is (I do hope he comes back to read this and wants to prove me wrong ^_^)

[TjLaZer]

How can anyone have their Amiga in that condition is beyond me!  I like my Amigas (and other Vintage computers) to be in pristine condition.