A policeman stops a woman driving 70 Km/h on a 30 Km/h road.
-Good evening, ma'm! Can I see your driver's licence, please? :roll:
-Well, that'd be a bit tricky, I don't have one. :-)
-OK, can I please see the papers on the car, then? :crazy:
-I don't have them as the car is stolen. :-)
-The car is stolen?!?! :-?
-Yep! But wait a sec! I think I saw the papers when I put my gun in the glove compartment! :idea:
The policeman is starting to get a bit pale. :nervous:
-You got a gun in the glove compartment?!? :-o
-Yeah, I used it when I killed the owner of the car; she's still lying in the trunk. :-)
The policeman decides to call for reinforcements. :shocked:
Five minutes later, the car is surrounded by policemen. A detective approaches the car and asks again:
-Can I see some ID, please? :evil:
-Sure! :-)
The woman hands over a driver's licence.
-Can I see the papers on the car? :evil:
The woman hands over the papers.
-Please open you glove compartment... SLOWLY! :evil:
The woman opens the glove compartment. Of course, there's nothing in it.
-And the trunk...:evil:
She pulls a lever and the trunk opens. It is empty aswell. The detective scratches his head.
-I don't understand anything! My colleague said that you have no driver's licence, drive a stolen car, have a gun in the glove compartment and a dead body in the trunk! :-?
-Yeah, right! What's next? Didn't he accuse me of speeding aswell?!?!? :-x
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