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Re: Human Cow Hybrid
« on: November 07, 2006, 05:18:33 PM »
Okay, let me be the first...

If my memory serves, in fact I recall that I may well have married (and subsequently divorced) it.

Mooooo!  

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Re: Human Cow Hybrid
« Reply #1 on: November 08, 2006, 08:52:40 AM »
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Speelgoedmannetje wrote:
The result?:



(sorry, couldn't resist this 'gefundenes fressen')


You might need to explain that one Speel...  She's quite lovely!
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Re: Human Cow Hybrid
« Reply #2 on: November 08, 2006, 10:37:32 AM »
I'd most definitely swap my half-bovine ex-wife for her...

Oh hang on, there's bound to be a catch somewhere.  This is when Speel turns round and says "she used to be a man.  Called Graham".

I think I'll make a grab for the mind bleach just in case...

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Re: Human Cow Hybrid
« Reply #3 on: November 08, 2006, 10:59:47 AM »
Got a link to a clip?  It might all start to make sense once I've seen it...

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Re: Human Cow Hybrid
« Reply #4 on: November 08, 2006, 01:10:02 PM »
Still don't get it...

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Re: Human Cow Hybrid
« Reply #5 on: November 09, 2006, 08:52:17 AM »
Okay, so stimulating conversation might be out of the question but I'm sure I could think of another way of spending quality time with the lady in question...

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Re: Human Cow Hybrid
« Reply #6 on: November 09, 2006, 12:02:42 PM »
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whabang wrote:

OMG! It's the perfect woman! :-o


:lol:

Put her on a mountain bike and dress her in tight lycra shorts and then she'd be my perfect woman...  Provided of course her father owns a brewery.

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Re: Human Cow Hybrid
« Reply #7 on: November 09, 2006, 01:39:32 PM »
Loving this thread... Does anyone else want to post a picture of some random lovely?

Like these:
http://www.pinkbike.com/photo/1063012/
http://www.pinkbike.com/photo/1059418/
http://www.pinkbike.com/photo/1058470/
http://www.pinkbike.com/photo/1033720/

and my personal favourite, partly because she rides the same bike as me (and hails from the Netherlands, thus indulging my well documented weakness for Dutch ladies):

http://www.pinkbike.com/photo/1032622/

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Great work Cymric!!!!
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Re: Human Cow Hybrid
« Reply #8 on: November 09, 2006, 03:06:43 PM »
If it involves a Dutch lady mountain biker then post away...  Or PM me.
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Re: Human Cow Hybrid
« Reply #9 on: November 09, 2006, 05:32:57 PM »
@X-Ray

I see what you mean, she really could do with a burger or three.  The Dutch lady Freerider gets my vote, hehe.

However I was under the impression that la Blob was more of a wee slip of a gurrul (imitating Scots accent) judging from her pic on Faces of A.Org.  

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