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Offline odin

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Re: Human Cow Hybrid
« Reply #14 on: November 08, 2006, 11:52:39 AM »
In defense of her...all the text the presenters of those lame call-in games say is being served to them via an in-ear headphone. =)
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Re: Human Cow Hybrid
« Reply #15 on: November 08, 2006, 01:10:02 PM »
Still don't get it...

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Re: Human Cow Hybrid
« Reply #16 on: November 08, 2006, 08:39:16 PM »
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Still don't get it...

She's so dumb she has to be radio controlled.

Don't let yourself be fooled by this happytits with her seed-demanding eyes.
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Re: Human Cow Hybrid
« Reply #17 on: November 08, 2006, 11:15:32 PM »
Radio controlled? Even better! Ill take two dozen!
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Re: Human Cow Hybrid
« Reply #18 on: November 09, 2006, 08:52:17 AM »
Okay, so stimulating conversation might be out of the question but I'm sure I could think of another way of spending quality time with the lady in question...

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Re: Human Cow Hybrid
« Reply #19 on: November 09, 2006, 11:58:00 AM »
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Still don't get it...

She's so dumb she has to be radio controlled.

Don't let yourself be fooled by this happytits with her seed-demanding eyes.


OMG! It's the perfect woman! :-o
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Re: Human Cow Hybrid
« Reply #20 on: November 09, 2006, 12:02:42 PM »
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OMG! It's the perfect woman! :-o


:lol:

Put her on a mountain bike and dress her in tight lycra shorts and then she'd be my perfect woman...  Provided of course her father owns a brewery.

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Re: Human Cow Hybrid
« Reply #21 on: November 09, 2006, 12:48:46 PM »
Good lord. Spend a few months away from the Org (this Org, not the Scientology-one), and conversation quality drops like a lead balloon. Right now we're at 'dressing up television-gameshow hostesses in tight lycra shorts' to make her into PMCs perfect woman. Jeez!

PMC, there's more to life than cycling, you know. Repeat after me: women in lycra do not cut the mustard. Latex, now, there's a different story. Black, or red, preferably. Although I doubt Ms. Brainless Blonde has sufficient curves to fill out  something like this or this. Glad to be of help to run the quality of this thread into the ground properly.

(Warning: do not open the above links while at work or with your significant other watching over your back. I take no responsibility for pink slips or pointed instructions to spend a few nights on the couch in the living room.)
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Re: Human Cow Hybrid
« Reply #22 on: November 09, 2006, 01:18:43 PM »
Thanks for the warning *after* the links in question, the folks in the uni computerroom looked at me in a rather odd way :lol:.

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Besides, everybody knows neoprene beats both lycra and latex!

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Re: Human Cow Hybrid
« Reply #23 on: November 09, 2006, 01:39:32 PM »
Loving this thread... Does anyone else want to post a picture of some random lovely?

Like these:
http://www.pinkbike.com/photo/1063012/
http://www.pinkbike.com/photo/1059418/
http://www.pinkbike.com/photo/1058470/
http://www.pinkbike.com/photo/1033720/

and my personal favourite, partly because she rides the same bike as me (and hails from the Netherlands, thus indulging my well documented weakness for Dutch ladies):

http://www.pinkbike.com/photo/1032622/

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Great work Cymric!!!!
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Re: Human Cow Hybrid
« Reply #24 on: November 09, 2006, 01:48:14 PM »
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Thanks for the warning *after* the links in question, the folks in the uni computerroom looked at me in a rather odd way :lol:.

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Besides, everybody knows neoprene beats both lycra and latex!
I guess nothing beats that...
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Re: Human Cow Hybrid
« Reply #25 on: November 09, 2006, 01:50:00 PM »
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Good lord. Spend a few months away from the Org (this Org, not the Scientology-one), and conversation quality drops like a lead balloon. Right now we're at 'dressing up television-gameshow hostesses in tight lycra shorts' to make her into PMCs perfect woman. Jeez!
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Re: Human Cow Hybrid
« Reply #26 on: November 09, 2006, 02:47:43 PM »
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OMG! It's the perfect woman! :-o


:lol:

Put her on a mountain bike and dress her in tight lycra shorts and then she'd be my perfect woman...  Provided of course her father owns a brewery.

:pint:


The word 'dildobike' comes to mind... :lol:
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Re: Human Cow Hybrid
« Reply #27 on: November 09, 2006, 03:02:50 PM »
*gnnnnn* must.refrain.from.posting.naughty.vid....

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Re: Human Cow Hybrid
« Reply #28 on: November 09, 2006, 03:06:43 PM »
If it involves a Dutch lady mountain biker then post away...  Or PM me.
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Re: Human Cow Hybrid
« Reply #29 from previous page: November 09, 2006, 05:04:36 PM »
@ Cymric

"...Repeat after me: women in lycra do not cut the mustard..."
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Hopefully they don't cut any cheese either  ;-)

@ All

Ja, that woman's eyes are indeed like spanners. Now I could tell you everything I've learned from careful observation of our Y-defficient co-habitants, but that would take some time and we might get some heckling from Aunt Cece  :-P