Good lord. Spend a few months away from the Org (this Org, not the Scientology-one), and conversation quality drops like a lead balloon. Right now we're at 'dressing up television-gameshow hostesses in tight lycra shorts' to make her into PMCs perfect woman. Jeez!
PMC, there's more to life than cycling, you know. Repeat after me: women in lycra do
not cut the mustard. Latex, now, there's a different story. Black, or red, preferably. Although I doubt Ms. Brainless Blonde has sufficient curves to fill out something like
this or
this. Glad to be of help to run the quality of this thread into the ground
properly.
(Warning: do not open the above links while at work or with your significant other watching over your back. I take no responsibility for pink slips or pointed instructions to spend a few nights on the couch in the living room.)