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Human Cow Hybrid
« on: November 07, 2006, 01:53:53 PM »
If they put the embryo inside human womb, what is the result?

From New Scientist:

"Scientists in the UK applied on Monday for permission to create part-cow, part-human embryos for research aimed at treating diseases such as Parkinson's and Alzheimer's.
The procedure would involve inserting human DNA into cows’ eggs that have had their own genetic material removed. The embryos created from this process would then be almost entirely “human”, with the only cow DNA being outside the cells’ nuclei.
If they manage to pull off the feat, the human-bovine embryos would not be allowed to develop for more than a few days, the researchers say.
The hybrid embryos would be used to produce embryonic stem cells, which have huge potential for treating disease. At present, embryonic stem cells have to be obtained from unwanted early stage human embryos left over from in-vitro fertilisation treatments. Using cow eggs would potentially give researchers a far greater supply of stem cell material."
 

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Re: Human Cow Hybrid
« Reply #1 on: November 07, 2006, 02:37:51 PM »
Whatever the outcome, I'm pretty sure you couldn't run OS4 on it... :-P

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Re: Human Cow Hybrid
« Reply #2 on: November 07, 2006, 03:05:20 PM »
I, for one, welcome our new bovine humanoid overlords.
*cough*

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Re: Human Cow Hybrid
« Reply #3 on: November 07, 2006, 05:18:33 PM »
Okay, let me be the first...

If my memory serves, in fact I recall that I may well have married (and subsequently divorced) it.

Mooooo!  

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Re: Human Cow Hybrid
« Reply #4 on: November 07, 2006, 05:34:39 PM »
The result?:



(sorry, couldn't resist this 'gefundenes fressen')
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Re: Human Cow Hybrid
« Reply #5 on: November 07, 2006, 09:14:06 PM »
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I, for one, welcome our new bovine humanoid overlords.
*cough*

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Re: Human Cow Hybrid
« Reply #6 on: November 08, 2006, 03:48:10 AM »
Haven't there been part-equine part- humans for ages?
 

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Re: Human Cow Hybrid
« Reply #7 on: November 08, 2006, 03:57:42 AM »
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Speelgoedmannetje wrote:
The result?:



(sorry, couldn't resist this 'gefundenes fressen')


Bloody hell, if that's what the offspring look like I'll have a dozen of 'em! ;-)
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Re: Human Cow Hybrid
« Reply #8 on: November 08, 2006, 08:47:55 AM »
Don't have a cow, man.
 

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Re: Human Cow Hybrid
« Reply #9 on: November 08, 2006, 08:52:40 AM »
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Speelgoedmannetje wrote:
The result?:



(sorry, couldn't resist this 'gefundenes fressen')


You might need to explain that one Speel...  She's quite lovely!
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Re: Human Cow Hybrid
« Reply #10 on: November 08, 2006, 09:09:08 AM »
Well, it looks like she's hosting one of those annoying game shows on TV.

She doesn't look all bad, tho'! B-)
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Re: Human Cow Hybrid
« Reply #11 on: November 08, 2006, 10:37:32 AM »
I'd most definitely swap my half-bovine ex-wife for her...

Oh hang on, there's bound to be a catch somewhere.  This is when Speel turns round and says "she used to be a man.  Called Graham".

I think I'll make a grab for the mind bleach just in case...

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Re: Human Cow Hybrid
« Reply #12 on: November 08, 2006, 10:55:43 AM »
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PMC wrote:

You might need to explain that one Speel...  She's quite lovely!
It's what inside that head.  :lol:
You'll understand when you see her in action (on the telly that is)
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Re: Human Cow Hybrid
« Reply #13 on: November 08, 2006, 10:59:47 AM »
Got a link to a clip?  It might all start to make sense once I've seen it...

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Re: Human Cow Hybrid
« Reply #14 on: November 08, 2006, 11:52:39 AM »
In defense of her...all the text the presenters of those lame call-in games say is being served to them via an in-ear headphone. =)
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