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Re: Here's something that should be put into our drinking water!
« Reply #14 on: July 01, 2004, 03:24:42 AM »
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Damn. I hope I'm a woman in my next life. Er... well, a lesbian anyway.  
I always wished that I was a good looking lesbian in a womans prison (full of other good looking lesbian babes ;)


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Re: Here's something that should be put into our drinking water!
« Reply #15 on: July 01, 2004, 01:51:12 PM »
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T_Bone wrote:

EGADS!!!

THEY'RE RECRUITING!!!! I knew it!!!

:lol:;-)


Why yes, all I need is one more and I'll have earned that toaster oven!   :banana:  :banana:  :insane:  :evilgrin:
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Re: Here's something that should be put into our drinking water!
« Reply #16 on: July 01, 2004, 02:26:13 PM »
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T_Bone wrote:
Damn. I hope I'm a woman in my next life. Er... well, a lesbian anyway.  :-P


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iamaboringperson wrote:
I always wished that I was a good looking lesbian in a womans prison (full of other good looking lesbian babes ;)


You two have serious personality crises! :nervous: :lol:
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Re: Here's something that should be put into our drinking water!
« Reply #17 on: July 01, 2004, 02:27:39 PM »
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"Females treated with the highest dose of PT-141 also attempted to mount the males."

Yeah, coz that's what we all want, isn't it?!?! :-D
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Re: Here's something that should be put into our drinking water!
« Reply #18 on: July 01, 2004, 03:07:57 PM »
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I don't know why women would need it anyway, they seem to get hornier and hornier the older they get!
yeah, and men lose any stamina and get tired easily. and aren't in the mood......

I want a fully functional android! :lol:
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Re: Here's something that should be put into our drinking water!
« Reply #19 on: July 01, 2004, 06:00:57 PM »
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I want a fully functional android! :lol:


I think you will find it irritating when you have to stop to change the batteries "mid-flow" !
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Re: Here's something that should be put into our drinking water!
« Reply #20 on: July 01, 2004, 07:03:30 PM »
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I think you will find it irritating when you have to stop to change the batteries "mid-flow" !
someone sounds jealous! :lol:
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Re: Here's something that should be put into our drinking water!
« Reply #21 on: July 02, 2004, 12:06:47 PM »
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AccyD wrote:
I think you will find it irritating when you have to stop to change the batteries "mid-flow" !
someone sounds jealous! :lol:


Oh! I have a story, but my wife would kill me! :roflmao:
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Re: Here's something that should be put into our drinking water!
« Reply #22 on: July 02, 2004, 12:07:52 PM »
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Oh! I have a story, but my wife would kill me! :roflmao:


Me too, but my ex would kill me.

:lol:
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Re: Here's something that should be put into our drinking water!
« Reply #23 on: July 02, 2004, 12:13:10 PM »
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Oh! I have a story, but my wife would kill me! :roflmao:


lol! now I HAVE to tell it she says, after saying that!

We were in Home Depot, we went down the battery isle, and they had this huge bin of "C" batteries half price. I said "Why the hell do they have that many C batteries here? they'll never sell them, I can't think of anything that uses C batteries! Oh wait..."

She laughed.

Ok, we get our crap and go home. She has to go back to exchange something, and when she gets to the checkout lane, the woman in front of her swings this huge basket of "C" batteries up onto the counter to pay for them. My wife sees this and starts laughing, and no matter how much she tries to stop, she can't. When she got back home she blamed ME!

Oh hell, it was funny in real life anyway. :-)
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Re: Here's something that should be put into our drinking water!
« Reply #24 on: July 02, 2004, 12:24:59 PM »
cecilia wrote:
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yeah, and men lose any stamina and get tired easily. and aren't in the mood......

I want a fully functional android! :lol:

*cough*
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Re: Here's something that should be put into our drinking water!
« Reply #25 on: July 02, 2004, 12:28:27 PM »
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cecilia wrote:

I want a fully functional android! :lol:


Heard about the new AIBO model? (no really)

http://www.japantoday.com/e/?content=kuchikomi&id=87

 :lol:
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Re: Here's something that should be put into our drinking water!
« Reply #26 on: July 02, 2004, 12:53:36 PM »
bah, droids

I need real living FLESH to bo bite in.

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Re: Here's something that should be put into our drinking water!
« Reply #27 on: July 02, 2004, 02:12:58 PM »
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cecilia wrote:
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yeah, and men lose any stamina and get tired easily. and aren't in the mood......

I want a fully functional android! :lol:

*cough*
yeah, but, like real guys, it also lies there and does nothing.:roflmao:
AND it's expensive. I can't afford a human bf, nevermind a rubber one.
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Re: Here's something that should be put into our drinking water!
« Reply #28 on: July 02, 2004, 02:14:10 PM »
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cecilia wrote:

I want a fully functional android! :lol:


Heard about the new AIBO model? (no really)

http://www.japantoday.com/e/?content=kuchikomi&id=87

 :lol:
already have vibrators. thanks! :lol:
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Re: Here's something that should be put into our drinking water!
« Reply #29 from previous page: July 02, 2004, 03:27:23 PM »
lol @ T-bone!
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