Letts all have a laugh and lie through our back teeth

[swift240]

I put some go faster stripes on my Amiga now its faster than my P4 1.9gig CPU, I should have done this years ago, now I dont need to use my accelerator.

It goes so fast it is almost a blur on my tabel top.



Mike (the great liar, but who realy cares) :-D  :-D  :-D

[Seehund]

That's a nice start, but it's not really fast until you have:

* Destroyed your case by making a frigging hole (a.k.a. "window") in it's side. Some people buy cases that are made useless this way at the factory, but that's cheating and you'll be dissed by the 1337, and it will cost you 100 kkeys/s in dnetc.

* Installed some sort of lighting inside your case. Nothing makes electrons flow faster along the buses than a continuous supply of UV light, but plain visible light can work too.

* Installed extra fans. Lots of fans. But only with LEDs built-in. Preferrably installed so that their flow works against eachother, but the main point is that they're visible.

* Switched the boring, functional fan grilles for something more useless and expensive. "Spiderweb" fan grilles: +50 kkeys/s. "Biohazard" fan grilles: +100 kkeys/s.

But you really ought to get a PC. It's much easier to compare case modding results in 3DMarks, and your Amiga won't take the extra-fast graphics cards that have monsters printed on their cooling assemblies.

[Doobrey]

Pah, go faster stripes is nothing..
My A1200T has  fluffy dice hanging off the CD tray.
Next weekend it`s getting one of those "ultra loud, but ultra cheap" stereos that makes every song sound the same..

BTW, did you know you can overclock the built in 68020 to 140Mhz by writing an extra "0" on the top in white ink ?(it`s true, DoomMaster told me) :insane:

[MAD]

Hoya!

You forgot the Knight Rider LED-bar atop the monitor!

Be funky

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