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...have a small willy and surf the net for porn (hence the need to 'cover your tracks').

Hmm, what a worrying demographic.

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Re: You're fat, impotent, addicted to prescription painkillers....
« Reply #1 on: May 23, 2004, 12:00:52 PM »
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Re: You're fat, impotent, addicted to prescription painkillers....
« Reply #2 on: May 23, 2004, 12:20:34 PM »
I was talking about spam.
I got one today that really took the biscuit.

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"You're fat. Lose some pounds!

WTF?!
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Re: You're fat, impotent, addicted to prescription painkillers....
« Reply #3 on: May 23, 2004, 02:26:31 PM »
Ohhh. Do they do brain transplants? I think I need one... :-D
 

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Re: You're fat, impotent, addicted to prescription painkillers....
« Reply #4 on: May 23, 2004, 10:03:45 PM »
I think I need a new liver
And the canary said: \'chirp\'
 

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Re: You're fat, impotent, addicted to prescription painkillers....
« Reply #5 on: May 23, 2004, 10:12:03 PM »
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Speelgoedmannetje wrote:
I think I need a new liver


Human liver regenerates, does it not? :-)

On the other hand, dying brain cells give off a chemical which kills other brain cells... unless that was science-fiction. :-(
 

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Re: You're fat, impotent, addicted to prescription painkillers....
« Reply #6 on: May 23, 2004, 10:17:53 PM »
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Speelgoedmannetje wrote:
I think I need a new liver


Human liver regenerates, does it not? :-)

ah well :pint:

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On the other hand, dying brain cells give off a chemical which kills other brain cells... unless that was science-fiction. :-(
Dunno. But what I do know is that there are vital brain cells, so it is quite complex. But I did not study it, so correct me if I'm wrong.
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Re: You're fat, impotent, addicted to prescription painkillers....
« Reply #7 on: May 24, 2004, 02:19:40 AM »
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...have a small willy and surf the net for porn (hence the need to 'cover your tracks').

Hmm, what a worrying demographic.



I thought this thread was going to be about Rush Limbaugh!  :lol:
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Re: You're fat, impotent, addicted to prescription painkillers....
« Reply #8 on: May 25, 2004, 12:47:14 AM »
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I thought this thread was going to be about Rush Limbaugh!  :lol:


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Re: You're fat, impotent, addicted to prescription painkillers....
« Reply #9 on: May 25, 2004, 02:32:01 AM »
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I thought this thread was going to be about Rush Limbaugh!  :lol:
you know he got this spam!
maybe he sent it!!!!!!

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Re: You're fat, impotent, addicted to prescription painkillers....
« Reply #10 on: May 25, 2004, 09:17:55 PM »
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You're fat, impotent, addicted to prescription
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Rush Limbaugh? :-?

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Bah! T_Bone beat me to it! :-D

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Re: You're fat, impotent, addicted to prescription painkillers....
« Reply #11 on: May 25, 2004, 09:44:09 PM »
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Rush Limbaugh? :-?

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Bah! T_Bone beat me to it! :-D


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Re: You're fat, impotent, addicted to prescription painkillers....
« Reply #12 on: May 25, 2004, 11:53:12 PM »
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that_punk_guy wrote:
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Speelgoedmannetje wrote:
I think I need a new liver


Human liver regenerates, does it not? :-)

ah well :pint:

It does, if it's not 'scarred' and packed with fatty tissue that leaves no room for the cells to go.  Such is the definition of 'cirrhosis.' :pint:

As that link notes, the bigger problem is the inability to get blood/etc through the organ once it's scarred; in some senses the liver puts a sponge to shame, and this is why vat-growing what seems like nothing but a big lump of cells has proved so difficult.  There was a bit of a breakthrough there a few years ago, but I forget what the technology actually was, and obviously it hasn't quite 'hit the market' yet.

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On the other hand, dying brain cells give off a chemical which kills other brain cells... unless that was science-fiction. :-(
Dunno. But what I do know is that there are vital brain cells, so it is quite complex. But I did not study it, so correct me if I'm wrong.
'Heat shock protein' comes to mind, though it's indeed a bit more complex than that (and HSP expression evolved to protect cells, or at least protect cells from what might be other malfunctioning cells)... the brain turns out to have some capacity to repair itself (provided it too doesn't scar), but it's a very slow process, and damage to something important like the hippocampus or thalamus  will likely leave you screwed for a lifetime.  Blow away the medulla and you won't have very long to fret...

(Memory says that the thalamus may've been observed as the hidden breeding ground for new cells, which migrate out through the brain on a time scale of decades... but it's been a while since I read about that, too.)
 

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Re: You're fat, impotent, addicted to prescription painkillers....
« Reply #13 on: May 26, 2004, 12:02:54 AM »
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Rush Limbaugh? :-?
Chalk me up as thinking that too, but given that 50% +/- N of the population is within his demographic, maybe it explains the profitability...
 

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Re: You're fat, impotent, addicted to prescription painkillers....
« Reply #14 on: May 26, 2004, 12:34:24 AM »
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that_punk_guy wrote:
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Speelgoedmannetje wrote:
I think I need a new liver


Human liver regenerates, does it not? :-)


Normally they do, but I ate Speelie`s one with a nice Chianti  :evilgrin:
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