A blonde wanted to go ice fishing, so after getting all of the right
tools, she headed toward the nearest frozen lake. After getting comfy
on
her stool she started to cut a circular hole in the ice. Then from the
heavens a voice boomed, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE." Startled,
the
blonde moved further down the ice, poured a thermos of hot chocolate
and
started to cut yet another hole in the ice. The voice boomed, "THERE
ARE
NO FISH UNDER THE ICE." This time quite scared, the blonde moved to the
far end of the ice. Then she started another hole and once again the
voice said, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE."
The very scared blonde raised her head and said, "Is that you, Lord?"
The voice answered, "NO. IT IS THE MANAGER OF THE ICE RINK."
