Subserviant chicken?!

[that_punk_guy]

http://www.subserviantchicken.com/

Has anyone seen this?

It's creepy, tell the chicken to do things, and he does... :-o

(probably doesn't work with Amiga browsers)

PS. Don't eat at Burger King.

[Cyberus]

that_punk_guy wrote:
http://www.subserviantchicken.com/

Has anyone seen this?

No, but there is a peroxide chicken somewhere here on AOrg...:-)

It's creepy, tell the chicken to do things, and he does... :-o

(probably doesn't work with Amiga browsers)

PS. Don't eat at Burger King.

Why, cos you're still loyal to McDeath? ;-)

[Cyberus]

OMG! I just tried that out! :lol:

I told him to sit down on the sofa and relax....
He didn't stay there very long though.
I told him to eat a carrot, which seemed to cause some confusion, probably cos he doesn't have one to hand.  

[that_punk_guy]

I just added that 'cause it's BK's site, I thought I'd try and put my consciense at ease.

Although from what I've heard, in terms of animal welfare, McDonald's has a much better record than BK. Er, but that's besides the point! Down, capitalists!! :-D

And here are my favorite things to ask the chicken:

strike a cool pose
go to sleep
dance
sing to me
pretend to fly around the room
wiggle your buttocks at me

[Cyberus]

So how many subservient chickens are there then?

[mikeymike]

He wouldn't re-arrange the furniture, hit the light, or switch on the television!

[that_punk_guy]

Yeah, I asked him to have a beer and watch some TV, but he didn't.

[Vincent]

that_punk_guy wrote:
Yeah, I asked him to have a beer and watch some TV, but he didn't.

Just tell him to "watch tv" and he'll do it.

[Cyberus]

I tried the 'watch TV' too - I said "Watch TV news" and he just sat on the chair - perhaps the TV is already on?
I asked him to get a book off the shelf and read, and he didn't, he just sat down.
I also said "Relax" - hey, I felt sorry for the guy, and he sat down for just a few seconds.

But I still want to know, how many chickens are there?

[that_punk_guy]

How many chickens? :-?

He tried to lay an egg but it never materialised.

[odin]

ROTFL!!

Brilliant :-), taking Eliza over the top ;-).

[Cyberus]

that_punk_guy wrote:
How many chickens? :-?

Well I guess I'm being really dumb - but is there only one chicken? Because he reacts to what I say and never seems to be reacting to what others might be saying. So are there multiple  chickens in multiple rooms?  

He tried to lay an egg but it never materialised.

:lol:

I wonder how much he gets paid? I wonder if he gets crude requests?

[that_punk_guy]

Cyberus wrote:
Well I guess I'm being really dumb - but is there only one chicken? Because he reacts to what I say and never seems to be reacting to what others might be saying. So are there multiple  chickens in multiple rooms?  

Oh... Shhhhhh, you're spoiling the illusion! ;-)

I wonder if he gets crude requests?

Yes he does. And no, he didn't do what I asked!! :-D

[Cyberus]

Ah! I've finally worked something out...:lol: Doh! How was I so stupid? There's a 'secret' to the chicken...
[no, its not the fact that its not a real chicken!]


BTW, as an aside, earlier I asked him to touch the ceiling and he fingered his crotch instead  :-o

edit: and its spelt 'subservient' isn't it?

[that_punk_guy]

Cyberus wrote:
and its spelt 'subservient' isn't it?

Indeed. I just posted the URL I was given, but upon checking, the correct spelling takes you to the same site. :-)