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Re: Like my kitty?
« Reply #29 on: March 03, 2004, 02:45:35 PM »
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> People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life.

People that hate dogs will come back as cats in their next life.  :-P
Cat's claw and dog nose: *scratch* *kai kai kai* :lol:


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Re: Like my kitty?
« Reply #30 on: March 03, 2004, 02:51:13 PM »
Dog's eyes and cats claws :-P
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Re: Like my kitty?
« Reply #31 on: March 03, 2004, 03:46:40 PM »
@T_Bone

I've seen a small 5 year old tabby fight a 3.5 foot tall alsatian built like Arnie Scwarzenegger and win.

Cat's are the best :-)
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Re: Like my kitty?
« Reply #32 on: March 03, 2004, 05:59:25 PM »
I just thought that THIS picture was funny!

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Re: Like my kitty?
« Reply #33 on: March 03, 2004, 06:35:07 PM »
Why Dogs Are Better Than Cats

   1. Dogs will tilt their heads and try to understand every word you say. Cats will ignore you and take a nap.

   2. Cats look silly on a leash.

   3. When you come home from work, your dog will be happy and lick your face. Cats will still be mad at you for leaving in the first place.

   4. Dogs will give you unconditional love until the day they die. Cats will make you pay for every mistake you've ever made since the day you were born.

   5. A dog knows when you're sad. And he'll try to comfort you. Cats don't care how you feel, as long as you remember where the can opener is.

   6. Dogs will bring you your slippers. Cats will drop a dead mouse in your slippers.

   7. When you take them for a ride, dogs will sit on the seat next to you. Cats have to have their own private basket, or they won't go at all.

   8. Dogs will come when you call them. And they'll be happy. Cats will have someone take a message and get back to you.

   9. Dogs will play fetch with you all day long. The only thing cats will play with all day long are small rodents or bugs, preferably ones that look like they're in pain.

  10. Dogs will wake you up if the house is on fire. Cats will quietly sneak out the back door.
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Re: Like my kitty?
« Reply #34 on: March 03, 2004, 06:40:54 PM »
Hm, T-Bone must have seen other cats than I have.
Cats like me. And are truthful to me.

Maybe because they sense it that I like them.

I've seen 'em being very social.

They only do not understand words.
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Re: Like my kitty?
« Reply #35 on: March 04, 2004, 12:13:11 AM »
RE: T_Bone

1. AFAIK cats and dogs can't speak english so they won't care what I say anyway

2. Of course they do, cats require a harness since their necks aren't built for leashes

3. My cat waits for me near the door and when I sit down she comes and rubs herself on my legs

4. ooook

5. When I'm sick my cat will always come lay near me

6. I don't wear slippers

7. Only very brave people take their cats for a ride outside of a cat carrier/pet taxi

8. If I call her name long enough pumpkin comes along

9. My cats play with their cat toys

10. No experience with that

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Re: Like my kitty?
« Reply #36 on: March 04, 2004, 03:17:27 AM »
free cat

I should send this one to our good friends down at PETA. :lol:
 

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Re: Like my kitty?
« Reply #37 on: March 04, 2004, 12:43:02 PM »
A cat WILL wake you when the house's on fire. They sneak to you and wake you whith their cold nose touching your nose

And yes, a cat will leave a dead mouse in your slippers.
At least they hunt for mice. And they'll eat it with bones and hair when you don't give the cat too much food. True, I've seen it.
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Re: Like my kitty?
« Reply #38 on: March 04, 2004, 03:01:09 PM »
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A cat WILL wake you when the house's on fire. They sneak to you and wake you whith their cold nose touching your nose

And yes, a cat will leave a dead mouse in your slippers.
At least they hunt for mice. And they'll eat it with bones and hair when you don't give the cat too much food. True, I've seen it.


You know what else a cat will do? A cat will EAT you if it has no food, a dog will starve by your side.
(I'll find a link, an elderly woman was trapped in her house, unable to get up, and her cats started to eat her alive! her dog was found dead of starvation.)
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Re: Like my kitty?
« Reply #39 on: March 04, 2004, 03:03:56 PM »
uhm, no, both cat and dog will eat you when you're dead.
For tis a pity to leave food to rot
But I think a human is too big for a cat, yet not too big for a dog to be eaten.
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Re: Like my kitty?
« Reply #40 on: March 04, 2004, 03:05:17 PM »
Dead, no! the woman was ALIVE!

cat's are pure Evil! :lol:
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Re: Like my kitty?
« Reply #41 on: March 04, 2004, 03:12:08 PM »
We shan't count the amount of serious incidents, alike the one you've mentioned, caused by agressive dogs shall we?
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Re: Like my kitty?
« Reply #42 on: March 04, 2004, 05:03:46 PM »
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We shan't count the amount of serious incidents, alike the one you've mentioned, caused by agressive dogs shall we?


Nope.

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Re: Like my kitty?
« Reply #43 on: March 05, 2004, 08:09:38 AM »
In Finland, a few weeks ago, an old lady died. She had over 30 (!!!) cats. (I have seen over 10 cats in house but 30, that's some serious action.)

She died, and I don't know for how long she was dead, but the cats ate her because they couldn't find food.

Dogs aren't bad, but I prefer cats.

 

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Re: Like my kitty?
« Reply #44 from previous page: March 06, 2004, 09:33:31 AM »
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T_Bone wrote:
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Cat's claw and dog nose: *scratch* *kai kai kai* :lol:

Dogs jaw and whole cat, *gulp* *burp* *yawn* :-P


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Oh hey, I changed avatar again. No-one messes with you when you have such a cute talisman :-)