Here are some of life's truths:
1. If you drink and drive you will eventually maim someone.
2. The older you get, the more conservative you will become.
3. Editing is never finished, only abandoned.
4. If you are going to be nailing 100 nails, you might as well go ahead and hit your thumb.
5. No matter how thin, there is always two sides to everything.
6. Parents who let their children play with explosives will soon be childless.
7. Don't expect to understand women, it's not going to happen.
8. If you live long enough and are male, you will get prostate cancer.
9. There is no such thing as a level playing field.
10. You should never use the words socialist and government in the same sentence.
11. Don't throw rocks at people who have guns.
12. Five years after opening your own company, you will no longer consider yourself a liberal.
13. There are no Atheists on a battlefield.
14. If you're willing to suck from a sow's teat, you don't get to complain about the smell.
15. You are never going to change human nature.
16. If you can do it, it ain't bragging.
17. Last but not least; No good deed goes unpunished!
