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Storytime!
« on: November 18, 2013, 04:45:39 AM »
One day in Amigaland I was walking down the forest path when suddenly I came across a wooden box. How strange! Out of curiosity I decided to open the box and see what was inside. Inside I found a red bucket filled with sand, one pair of purple flared trousers/pants, a boomerang and an STAR LC10 dotmatrix printer. How interesting!

And then all of a sudden I heard a noise approach from behind. And that mysterious humming noise that I had been hearing all day in the distance started changing...
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Re: Storytime!
« Reply #1 on: November 18, 2013, 04:54:15 AM »
Quote from: Kesa;752940
One day in Amigaland I was walking down the forest path when suddenly I came across a wooden box. How strange! Out of curiosity I decided to open the box and see what was inside. Inside I found a red bucket filled with sand, one pair of purple flared trousers/pants, a boomerang and an STAR LC10 dotmatrix printer. How interesting!

And then all of a sudden I heard a noise approach from behind. And that mysterious humming noise that I had been hearing all day in the distance started changing...


And then you awoke and realized your first pube had sprouted?
Earth has a lot of things other folks might want... like the whole planet. And maybe these folks would like a few changes made, like more carbon dioxide in the atmosphere and room for their way of life. - William S. Burroughs
 

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Re: Storytime!
« Reply #2 on: November 18, 2013, 11:56:08 PM »
Am I missing something here ???:huh:
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Re: Storytime!
« Reply #3 on: November 19, 2013, 12:01:47 AM »
Not much except my genuine dread at realizing that at one time I wanted one of those printers.
"Not making any hard and fast rules means that the moderators can use their good judgment in moderation, and we think the results speak for themselves." - Amiga.org, terms of service

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Amiga! "Our appeal has become more selective"
 

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Re: Storytime!
« Reply #4 on: November 19, 2013, 12:47:32 AM »
Is this another ARIX post?
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Re: Storytime!
« Reply #5 on: November 19, 2013, 03:31:11 AM »
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Is this another ARIX post?

Wow! You guys are being hard on that OS.
I've seen a couple of screen shots of it, and its got some features that are going to surprise you.
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Amiga! "Our appeal has become more selective"
 

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Re: Storytime!
« Reply #6 on: November 19, 2013, 04:39:53 AM »
Hey Kesa, why no ponies in this story? I'm baffled! Really!
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Re: Storytime!
« Reply #7 on: November 19, 2013, 08:42:23 AM »
The humming sound changed into a loud bussing sound and you turn around and see a swarm of giant killer bees chasing you, you start to run trough the forest but every step you take the swarm gets closer.

You see a light in the distance and start running towards it, when you get closer the light moves away, and you feel helpless and you close your eyes and lay down on the ground to face your fate, but from nowhere the entire forest light up so bright you have to cover your eyes then you hear a loud metalic sound and Everything goes dark and silent. You shiver and try to get courage to stand up and open your eyes but you fail, the fear keep you curled up on the ground.

Are you dead or are you alive? You do not know how long you have been there but it feels like many hours and your body feels cold but also warm.

Finally you dare to open your eyes and stand up, it's not dark anymore and you are not in a forest anymore, all you see is the flickering from a monitor in the dark flashing Gurumeditation, you realise it was all a Dream and you are still in your bedroom with your Amiga, you press Ctrl+Amiga+Amiga and the machine restarts and bring you back to the game you was playing Before falling asleep, you load your save and....

to be continued by someone else... (crossing fingers that the main character gets sucked into the monitor into an ultima game)
 

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Re: Storytime!
« Reply #8 on: November 19, 2013, 08:42:47 AM »
I dunno. I really suck at telling stories don't I :(
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Re: Storytime!
« Reply #9 on: November 19, 2013, 08:53:24 AM »
Well i'm glad someone gets it. That could of been embarrassing!

@XDelusion. You can put ponnies in there if you want to  :knuddel:
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