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Re: Men's toilets, Secretaries, that sort of thing.
« Reply #134 on: February 03, 2004, 12:02:05 AM »
Odin, you're one post away from 2400! You should post one last time before bed :-)
 

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Re: Men's toilets, Secretaries, that sort of thing.
« Reply #135 on: February 03, 2004, 12:02:35 AM »
@cyberus:
And this isn't?  :-P
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Ah yes....but....couldn't really care less about my postcount :-). Huh?....when did you pass 2500 :-)

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Re: Men's toilets, Secretaries, that sort of thing.
« Reply #136 on: February 03, 2004, 12:08:44 AM »
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Ah yes....but....couldn't really care less about my postcount :-)


I dunno, there's just something very satisfactory about seeing the 99 digits roll over to 00.
 

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Re: Men's toilets, Secretaries, that sort of thing.
« Reply #137 on: February 03, 2004, 12:12:12 AM »
Well, I'm gonna go to bed and dream about foresk*cough* I mean about new inspirations and so
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Re: Men's toilets, Secretaries, that sort of thing.
« Reply #138 on: February 03, 2004, 12:13:31 AM »
night night Eyso

BTW, foreskins have to be one of the least attractive parts of a man's anatomy...
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Re: Men's toilets, Secretaries, that sort of thing.
« Reply #139 on: February 03, 2004, 12:15:45 AM »
I'm off too... Nighty night everyone. :-)

Foreskins...? Well, not as ugly as the scotum IMO ;-)
 

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Re: Men's toilets, Secretaries, that sort of thing.
« Reply #140 on: February 03, 2004, 12:21:22 AM »
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I'm off too... Nighty night everyone. :-)

Foreskins...? Well, not as ugly as the scotum IMO ;-)


oh, stay i just got up! (not that sort of up :-o )

btw, what time is it there in western europe?
 

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Re: Men's toilets, Secretaries, that sort of thing.
« Reply #141 on: February 03, 2004, 12:27:39 AM »
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BTW, foreskins have to be one of the least attractive parts of a man's anatomy...
that's YOUR opinion!!!!

and you are wrong! :-D
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Re: Men's toilets, Secretaries, that sort of thing.
« Reply #142 on: February 03, 2004, 12:56:07 AM »
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oh, stay i just got up! (not that sort of up :-o )

btw, what time is it there in western europe?


well it was around midnight I guess...now 1am

What time is it there? about 11am?
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Re: Men's toilets, Secretaries, that sort of thing.
« Reply #143 on: February 03, 2004, 01:04:16 AM »
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You know.....pubic hair can be quite annoying. Do you ever get that when wearing briefs the hair gets stuck between the foreskin and the top end of the device itself.....and when you need to take a pee you yank it out, only to discover you painfully force the hairs to leave their precious position.


LOL! Classic ... I hate it when that has *happened* after weeing (say when I am out somewhere), I usually "pull back" to go hence suffer some "rollback". Later on if I start to get a hard on there is a Tom 'n' Jerry worthy 'ping-ping-ping-ping' sensation. Before anyone says anything... I have extremely LONG pubic hair.  :-)

Which reminds me - perhaps I need:

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Re: Men's toilets, Secretaries, that sort of thing.
« Reply #144 on: February 03, 2004, 01:07:49 AM »
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Ball Trimmer


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Re: Men's toilets, Secretaries, that sort of thing.
« Reply #145 on: February 03, 2004, 01:38:38 AM »
the Testimonials are a scream!
"What a feeling, I?m so smooth and soft and extremely lickable."
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Re: Men's toilets, Secretaries, that sort of thing.
« Reply #146 on: February 03, 2004, 02:59:13 PM »


Could this ancient Egyptian be discussing that Hard-to-aim Full-bladder-in-the-morning problem?

BTW, I've found that its extremely ha(?)difficult to estimate the appropriate distance vs time+pressure+ANGLE.  :-o
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Re: Men's toilets, Secretaries, that sort of thing.
« Reply #147 on: February 03, 2004, 03:01:54 PM »
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BTW, foreskins have to be one of the least attractive parts of a man's anatomy...
that's YOUR opinion!!!!

and you are wrong! :-D
I'm with Cecilia about this one for a change. :-D
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Re: Men's toilets, Secretaries, that sort of thing.
« Reply #148 on: February 04, 2004, 12:11:19 AM »
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Hm, yes seedproduction has an optimum temperature but I don't think I would define it as cold. When you're naked and ding-dongs are exposed in current weather I'm pretty sure they'll creep up to your neck.

So which position is best for mobilephone when using it?
A)Hold it against your ear( and head)
B) Having it on your belt with a handsfree to "reduce radiation exposure" :lol:
C) invent the ankleholster for phones
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Re: Men's toilets, Secretaries, that sort of thing.
« Reply #149 from previous page: February 04, 2004, 12:13:02 AM »
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Speelgoedmannetje wrote:
Not nearly as important as the Chinese invention of the toiletpaper, wich is multipurpose

Proving that there is no reason to burn perfectly useful books! :-D
Apple did it right the first time, bring back the Newton!