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Re: Men's toilets, Secretaries, that sort of thing.
« Reply #104 on: February 02, 2004, 10:42:29 PM »
Well, it isn't possible to make it any more low-brow is it?

And anyway, most attempts at intelligent conversation meet with little response. I think threads like this are popular because A) Everyone can relate to the topic B) Cos being rude has a kind of 'fun factor' associated with it
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Re: Men's toilets, Secretaries, that sort of thing.
« Reply #105 on: February 02, 2004, 10:47:53 PM »
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Somehow this thread remains remarkably on-topic

But you had to go and ruin it by talking about how on-topic it is! :-)
I thought that was my duty here at Aorg :-)
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Re: Men's toilets, Secretaries, that sort of thing.
« Reply #106 on: February 02, 2004, 10:51:20 PM »
Just reading the Posting G

- edited by mikeymike - totally off-topic :-D -

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Re: Men's toilets, Secretaries, that sort of thing.
« Reply #107 on: February 02, 2004, 10:53:13 PM »
@cyberus:
Oh dear :-).

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Re: Men's toilets, Secretaries, that sort of thing.
« Reply #108 on: February 02, 2004, 11:02:06 PM »
You so-and-so mikeymike! Of course it was on-topic!
It had the word 'toilet' in it, just as this thread does.

Besides, surely I should be praised for advocating reading the posting guidelines :-D


And does anyone here ever 'race the flush' when they're peeing!?

I just did, and failed miserably...


edit: I'm editing this post cos I like '1984'
@Odin
When you start peeing, flush the toilet, and try to finish peeing before the toilet stops flushing...   :-)
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Re: Men's toilets, Secretaries, that sort of thing.
« Reply #109 on: February 02, 2004, 11:03:52 PM »
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@cyberus
Er no......waste of water. That's about 10 litres (guestimate) that goes down the drain if you fail that quest.....:-(.

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Re: Men's toilets, Secretaries, that sort of thing.
« Reply #110 on: February 02, 2004, 11:07:04 PM »
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And does anyone here ever 'race the flush' when they're peeing!?
I just did, and failed miserably...


Yes, but I've learnt not to bother, because by the time I think of it... :-)

Annoying thing about the toilet in my current place is that its flush has an undesirable blast radius.  Good reason to put the lid down.
 

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Re: Men's toilets, Secretaries, that sort of thing.
« Reply #111 on: February 02, 2004, 11:08:05 PM »
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No blatantly juvenile toilet humor

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Re: Men's toilets, Secretaries, that sort of thing.
« Reply #112 on: February 02, 2004, 11:08:06 PM »
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And does anyone here ever 'race the flush' when they're peeing!?


Yes!! :-D

Edit: And that's 2,500 posts for that_punk_dawg :-D



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Re: Men's toilets, Secretaries, that sort of thing.
« Reply #113 on: February 02, 2004, 11:08:23 PM »
rotfl @ 'blast radius'
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Re: Men's toilets, Secretaries, that sort of thing.
« Reply #114 on: February 02, 2004, 11:10:04 PM »

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No blatantly juvenile toilet humor



Ah mannetje, what have you done?  ;-)


@ Chris/TPG

Woooooooooooooooooooohooooooooooooooooooo! :-D

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Re: Men's toilets, Secretaries, that sort of thing.
« Reply #115 on: February 02, 2004, 11:10:51 PM »
@speelgoedmannetje:
Ah yes, but a moderator is partner in that particular crime. So I guess this thread has at least some protection from the powers that be (are?) :-).

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"- edited by mikeymike - totally off-topic"
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Re: Men's toilets, Secretaries, that sort of thing.
« Reply #116 on: February 02, 2004, 11:15:11 PM »
@Odin
Have you ever seen Mevrouw Ten Kate (this made me think of it)? When she had to grab her wallet (or something else valueable) out of the toilet?
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Re: Men's toilets, Secretaries, that sort of thing.
« Reply #117 on: February 02, 2004, 11:15:20 PM »
sorry i've not been online for ages so i just caught up with this thread -so far
girls toilets are still manky.
maybe they should invent a toilet the size of a shower so you cant possibly miss!
when i go in a cubicle and there is alredy mess on the seat i do not ever ever sit on it! hover! but then i have the whole thing where the person to use the loo after me might think i'n dirty for leaving my mess on the seat when it wasnt me.

p.s i'm moving my tooth brush and chris you cannot blackmail me with that #### :-D mister snake poo
 

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Re: Men's toilets, Secretaries, that sort of thing.
« Reply #118 on: February 02, 2004, 11:20:01 PM »
@All:

Thank you for brightening up my night. I've just read the entire thread and have been laughing out loud. :pint:

@Cyberus:

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does anyone here ever 'race the flush' when they're peeing!?


According to Peter Kay all men, at least once in there life, try this.

Personally, I do it all the time. When I'm watching telly, I use the toilet next door to the living room. The dividing wall is very thin and the noise of the cistern filling up again forces me to turn the TV up. Over the four years I've lived here, I've learned how to practically eliminate this by 'beating the flush'. By the time I've washed my hands and settled back down, the noise has abated somewhat. If I've ventured forth during an ad. break, I'm usually clear before whatever I'm watching comes back on. :-D

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Re: Men's toilets, Secretaries, that sort of thing.
« Reply #119 from previous page: February 02, 2004, 11:23:21 PM »
@speelgoedmannetje:
Hmmm...that VPRO sundaymorning prog? Can't say I recall that episode :-).
I managed to drop my shaver in the toilet once.......luckily I hadn't used it recently  :-o.
My father dropped his mobile phone in the toilet a few weeks ago :-D. And it still works!

re toilets:

While I was on holiday in Corsica last summer I encounter those 'hole-in-the-ground'-toilets for the first time. God knows how you are supposed to use those properly when taking a dump. I never dared using em anyway. Weird French :-).