Why are the public toilets so bad? Well, the only times I go there are when I really have to, and I mean as in emergency. Now imagine the situation:
1. Run in, trying not to run to fast to keep the goo inside.
2. Find a cubicle that is not occupied, and not already full off goo, and has toilet paper, while doing #1
3. Quarter second after you touch-down on the plastic ring, it breaks out. 2 seconds later it is over, and everything beneath your behind is covered in goo.
4. Ofcourse there is no brush or any other tool to clean up your mess, so you just flush and leave.
Now, as you can clearly see, we are in an evil circle of toilet devastation. The next visitior will of course not dare to come to close, and piss mostly on the floor.